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uber simp

an uber driver that will continue to drive no matter how low the rates are
man, uber made $50 for this ride and my driver Depak only make $10. He is a real Uber Simp
by skidd18 February 4, 2020
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uber-conservative

she hails from an uber-conservative family from assam
by jithin veeragandham May 7, 2018
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Uber Run

Ordering an uber from a nearby restaurant and seeing if you can jerk off before it arrives.
"I see Uber is now in our area"
"Yeah dude a tried an Uber Run last night"
by Millennial_Falcon95 November 1, 2019
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uber wave

To wave at your uber driver with your smartphone in your hand indicating that yes you did order an uber.
While standing on the curb I raised my hand towards the cab driver in an uber wave and he pulled up.
by haleinator September 24, 2013
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Uber Eats

A sex position in which a man saddles a woman's lower back while she's in doggy-style, facing towards her ass. The man then proceeds to bend forward, over her ass, and eat her out.
John: "Yesterday was me and Nancy's 10th wedding anniversary, so you KNOW we did Uber Eats."
Thomas: "Oh, fuck yeah. I did Uber Eats with a Tinder date the other night."
by paimonlover666 February 16, 2023
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Uber Cuz

That one person /Cousin or friend who drives for uber faithfully non stop and every one refers him or her as Uber Cuz
Man I am going to be late to work if I don't find a ride do you have uber cuz number?

Uber cuz taking all the business from the yellow cap !
by Bryan K Bradley February 18, 2019
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Uber Dyke

WAY a lesbian!
A female with a mullet who drives a purple Ford with a rainbow colored cat (pussy) sticker on it. Also wearing pants pulled up to her tits with a belt so tight you can see her "man-like" ass.
Oh my god, Dibs on the Uber dyke! Is that a man?
by Tahshuh November 14, 2003
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