trumpling

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

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No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

Trumpling

A kid that is really similar to Trump

"Gosh Prudence was being such a Trumpling today."

by RandomShitposts June 30, 2021

Trampoline

Sexual lubricant for easy women.

Needed an extra jar of Trampoline after that night with the biker-chick.

by Doctor Hew August 3, 2021

Trampolineologist

A person with an immense knowledge of the construction and fundamentals of trampolines. Someone who classifies as a trampolineologist knows the trampoline inside and out, how they work, how to set them up and how to achieve the highest height obtainable when bouncing.

Bethany: Wow, that guy surely knows how to set up a trampoline!
Meredith: Yes, Bethany, he does. Some say he is a trampolineologist.

by Jo Fabreze August 7, 2021

Trumplication

Making the numbers come out any way you want.

“ Another tremendous number. We’re going to have a lot of Trumplication over the next two days with certified accountants. But an accurate number will be given, but it’s in the 50s of thousands — and that’s people that went to vote and they were told they can’t vote because they’ve already been voted for. And it’s a very sad thing. They walked out complaining. But the number’s large. We’ll have it for you.”

by Samo Start September 24, 2021

Trampoline Stamp

A tramp stamp above an ass that bounces when slapped.

Kasey had a booty so fat that her tramp stamp turned into a trampoline stamp

by Bophadeus September 27, 2021

Trumplosion

When All Republicans realize the truth of DONALD( the Duck)Trump, and Fox News is shutdown due to lawsuits. This will cause a their brain to explode out of their head, like an explosion. Trumplosion !

Millions of Americans everyday are dying due to a condition called Trumplosion.

by 2studio December 21, 2021