by ustef October 19, 2011
Get the topless torpedo mug.To achieve this position, one must be at least a level 50 ninja warrior or higher.To start, a male has sex with a female (or male if you're into that shit) until she (he) starts panting or stops. This is where he pulls out a bottle of soap and pours it all over the ground. The man tells her (him) he can't find his shirt as she (he) bends over. And with your ninja warrior speed, jump out the window do a double back flip screaming "SLIPPERY TORPEDO", enter through the window and slides on the soapy ground. When he screams, this startles her (him) as she turns around enough to hit her in the ass.
Jason: Are you kidding me? I didn't really lose my shirt, I just needed an excuse to do the slippery torpedo to my bae.
by stackwhacker April 22, 2015
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Get the Italian torpedo mug.Hillary Clinton lost the election.. she was politically torpedoed by the Russians.
Bill O'Reilly was politically torpedoed from Fox News on unproven claims.
Bill O'Reilly was politically torpedoed from Fox News on unproven claims.
by NewAgeLanguage April 21, 2017
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Get the lint torpedo mug.She is a fucking crusty, fat, ugly, gross bitch. She sucks at everything. When people tell her she sucks, she denies and says she swallows. Because she does. There’s the tea
by SisSISsis January 14, 2019
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by torpy October 22, 2019
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