Toilet Cappucino

to empty one's bowels then masturbate upon the awaiting faeces

I just did a great Toilet Cappucino,I sprayed the bowl, dropped a log the size of a baby's arm then spanked my monkey all over it.

It looked like a Starbucks HockMoccaWankachino. Creamy

by Becks69 January 6, 2008

toilet water

Melissa's prefered drink.

Dude. Did you see melissa down that toilet water last night?

by TKH March 25, 2008

Feminist Toilet

Where the toilet seat just won't stay up.

I went for a piss but the you got a Feminist Toilet, so i pissed on the seat.

by LifeLesson October 28, 2013

tussle with the toilet

To poop.

I have to go tussle with the toilet after eating all that pizza.

by zac archer June 28, 2008

toilet scar

The stripe of fecal matter that is sometimes left behind when the toilet is flushed.

After dropping the kids at the pool, I noticed I'd left quite a toilet scar.

by RangerX February 4, 2004

Toilet Whomper

A girl who just had a one night stand, got knocked up and aborted her baby and flushed it down the toilet.

"Hey, sorry I took so long in the bathroom."
"You didn't just flush our baby down the craphole, did you?"
"No..."
"OMG you're such a toilet whomper."

by Toilet Whomper February 8, 2009

toilet candy

a sweet or confectionery found on the floor of a public toilet that may resemble fecal matter

husband: honny i just found some toilet candy

wife: be sure to wipe it before you eat it

by rolph December 14, 2008