telefie

In the social media age, selfies have become so common that they are being classified accordingly. For example, a telefie is a selfie with a telescope in the background. Note that in this social media age, laptops and cell phones have outdated television and telephone, however, telescope is still cool.

While she was at the Las Campanas Observatory doing observations she filled her facebook wall with telefies.

by Social-media Wordsmith December 7, 2013

Tell em naegi

A thing byakuya says in danganronpa thh

Tell em naegi

by Kyle_broflovski10000000 December 27, 2020

Telemarketers

Annoying as all hell.

Telemarketer: Hello. Are you interested in-
You: No, sorry. I'm not interested
Note; Telemarketers only understand the 'interested' of this sentence.
Tele: Well howa 'bout a nice, comfy-
You (more agitated): No. Sorry but-
Tele: Would you like to subscribe to-
You (bursts): NO I WOULD NOT. YOU CAN GO SUCK YOUR MOM'S BALLS AND GO THE FUCK AWAY!

by SmilinStan December 9, 2009

television

The downfall of mankind. Also known as the idiot box.

by IkeM October 25, 2003

Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.

This meme is used to make fun of peoples BS storys.
Dragons are not real therefore the cool story bro adds up with the dragon part.

DougieWouggie - I lost my virginity to Megan Fox and then she sucked me off while I was asleep.
Stephon - Cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.
This meme grew from the site "gamekiller.net".

by Stephon_GK. May 16, 2011

time will tell

Under a certain amount of time everything will go back to normal or the individual will be recovered from the heart break or issue.

Mom : Time will tell about the situation.

by wonderwondermonkey August 24, 2014

telt

Scottish slang for 'told', usually used when the 'telling' involves some exercise of authority or bringing to order.

Get yersel telt.

You've been telt already ya cunt. Next time yer gettin chibbed

by Tulley January 7, 2008