No matter how hard my mom tries, I don’t think she will ever overcome her techlexia enough to use the computer.
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Robb: I caught Cliffy playing technician roulette today.
Mel: What did you tell him?
Robb: I told him the same thing everyone else told him: reboot.
Mel: And he said he was too busy to reboot?
Robb: Yep.
Mel: Too bad. Better luck next tech, Cliffy!
Mel: What did you tell him?
Robb: I told him the same thing everyone else told him: reboot.
Mel: And he said he was too busy to reboot?
Robb: Yep.
Mel: Too bad. Better luck next tech, Cliffy!
by mgdu February 22, 2008
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2) A modified pick-up truck or SUV, usally a toyota. These are used by terrorist organizations for pretty much everything. Seen very often in Africa and South America. Usally seen with a .50-caliber machine gun or Rocket-Propelled-Gernade (RPG} mounted on the bed. Useful for drive-bys until the US Army pulls up with thier Humvees. Also they include a CB radio system installed. Only Western military forces use VHF radio systems. Technicals are usally poorly driven and have a few rebel/terrorist fighters in the back firing/attempting to fire the machine gun mounted in the back. Also holding AK-47s.
2) A modified pick-up truck or SUV, usally a toyota. These are used by terrorist organizations for pretty much everything. Seen very often in Africa and South America. Usally seen with a .50-caliber machine gun or Rocket-Propelled-Gernade (RPG} mounted on the bed. Useful for drive-bys until the US Army pulls up with thier Humvees. Also they include a CB radio system installed. Only Western military forces use VHF radio systems. Technicals are usally poorly driven and have a few rebel/terrorist fighters in the back firing/attempting to fire the machine gun mounted in the back. Also holding AK-47s.
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