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techlexia

An astounding ability to misinterpret technical tasks and manuals.
No matter how hard my mom tries, I don’t think she will ever overcome her techlexia enough to use the computer.
by Neil Owen May 3, 2006
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Techlebrity

A celebrity in the technology field. Characteristics of a techlebrity may include a large Twitter follower base, frequent attendance at technology conferences, and socializing with other techlebrities, both virtually and in person.
You don't know that guy? He's like a B-list techlebrity!
by TechlebrityGirl April 17, 2012
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Mr. Miyagi technique

An elite form of jerking off where you go in the shower and jerkoff aiming for the tiny holes in the drain. A master of the Mr Miyagi technique can nut perfectly through the holes and leave no residue.
“I fucking jacked off 4 times in that shower man. I just Mr. Miyagi technique in there so well it felt so good!”
by Biggie dick November 30, 2018
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technical fourway

Noun, activities associated with sex in which two people have sex next to, under, or on top of two other people.
A technical fourway happened in my dorm room!

Josh and Lisa had a technical fourway, his roomies, Marc and Ryan watched!

Matt and Kevin were fucking while Josh and Lisa were felching next to them, it was a technical fourway!

Matt, Kevin, and Josh were circle jerking, while Lisa watched, what a technical fourway!
by suite1157 December 14, 2008
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technician roulette

The practice of calling multiple technical support specialists for help with a technical problem, in the hopes of getting an answer one wants to hear.
Robb: I caught Cliffy playing technician roulette today.

Mel: What did you tell him?

Robb: I told him the same thing everyone else told him: reboot.

Mel: And he said he was too busy to reboot?

Robb: Yep.

Mel: Too bad. Better luck next tech, Cliffy!
by mgdu February 22, 2008
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technical

1) Something that is exact or close to perfect, usally spoken by a person of relativly high IQ

2) A modified pick-up truck or SUV, usally a toyota. These are used by terrorist organizations for pretty much everything. Seen very often in Africa and South America. Usally seen with a .50-caliber machine gun or Rocket-Propelled-Gernade (RPG} mounted on the bed. Useful for drive-bys until the US Army pulls up with thier Humvees. Also they include a CB radio system installed. Only Western military forces use VHF radio systems. Technicals are usally poorly driven and have a few rebel/terrorist fighters in the back firing/attempting to fire the machine gun mounted in the back. Also holding AK-47s.
Roger victor six, we've got threee technicals coming up on your 5 o'clock, engage now"
by IrishRepublicanArmy November 3, 2003
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Grapefruit Technique

Its where you cut a hole in a grapefruit and sell it on EBay for 25$
by LittleShitIsMyCat November 18, 2018
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