When something or someone is profoundly thick (diameter-wise or stupid), resistant, heavy, or ignorant.
Alternatively: "about as girthy of a diameter as you'd expect a dick to be"
Alternatively: "about as girthy of a diameter as you'd expect a dick to be"
The new shocks I put on my quad are thick as dick, they have almost no play.
My manager is a total dumbass and always demands perfection while he's a slob, he's thick as dick.
Just boarded up my windows for the hurricane, these panels are thick as diiiiick! Ain't no wind gonna blow my house down!
Yo this milkshake is thick as dick, it won't even flow through this straw.
DAMN, shawty! That booty THICC as DICC!
have fun with it
My manager is a total dumbass and always demands perfection while he's a slob, he's thick as dick.
Just boarded up my windows for the hurricane, these panels are thick as diiiiick! Ain't no wind gonna blow my house down!
Yo this milkshake is thick as dick, it won't even flow through this straw.
DAMN, shawty! That booty THICC as DICC!
have fun with it
by CapnRedbeard647 August 06, 2019
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by Heika May 10, 2008
THICK GIRL:
(thiK gûrl) adj.
1. A word comming from modern Black Pop Culture. It is simply defined as one (female of the negroid race) with a large buttox. Also, one who does not have acces fat, but is not skinny either (again a female if hte begroid race).
A good description of a so called "thick girl" was made by Cornell Haynes, Jr. who also goes by the name of "Nelly". The reference to the word was made in his song: RIDE WITH ME from the ALBUM Country Grammer. He refers to a "thick girl" as "Her measurements were 36-25-34".
(thiK gûrl) adj.
1. A word comming from modern Black Pop Culture. It is simply defined as one (female of the negroid race) with a large buttox. Also, one who does not have acces fat, but is not skinny either (again a female if hte begroid race).
A good description of a so called "thick girl" was made by Cornell Haynes, Jr. who also goes by the name of "Nelly". The reference to the word was made in his song: RIDE WITH ME from the ALBUM Country Grammer. He refers to a "thick girl" as "Her measurements were 36-25-34".
by YARKHAN December 29, 2005
Tiny Thick refers to: a girl who is "tiny" but "thick". She's short and small, but at the same time, she could stand to be a little more anorexic.
by reeeeevesthom February 24, 2009
A Think hipster is a person who pays big money to look like an thrift store shopping indie hipster. Also called a "faux" hipster. They usually pay a huge sum to look poor like a hipster who knows how to dress for cheap, they are mainly in the hip-hop community right now, sparked by guys like Drake, Lil Wayne, and Kanye, who are ironically not hipsters because they're all mainstream rappers.
Thick hipsters often miss thee point because they are stuck in mainstream music, and follow mainstream artist fashion trends due to musicians like Kanye and Nicki Minaj taking their style from hipsters and selling it to the mainstream. They pay high bucks to look cheap, or geeky and try hard to fit into the hipster trend which totally rejects them in the end.
They mainly listen to crappy mainstream hip-hop like Gucci Mane, Lil Wayne, and Plies, and try to fit in with actual hipsters on sites like tumblr, calling themselves hipsters to fit in and justifying their bad music taste by saying "I'm sorry but I like this one Gucci Mane song" when their whole tumblr postage is about some crappy mainstream rapper, bad, or singer, and try to fake as if they know indie bands by reblogging any and everything to seem "Diverse"
Thick hipsters often miss thee point because they are stuck in mainstream music, and follow mainstream artist fashion trends due to musicians like Kanye and Nicki Minaj taking their style from hipsters and selling it to the mainstream. They pay high bucks to look cheap, or geeky and try hard to fit into the hipster trend which totally rejects them in the end.
They mainly listen to crappy mainstream hip-hop like Gucci Mane, Lil Wayne, and Plies, and try to fit in with actual hipsters on sites like tumblr, calling themselves hipsters to fit in and justifying their bad music taste by saying "I'm sorry but I like this one Gucci Mane song" when their whole tumblr postage is about some crappy mainstream rapper, bad, or singer, and try to fake as if they know indie bands by reblogging any and everything to seem "Diverse"
Hipster 1: Is that guy a hipster?
Hipster 2: No he's think hipsters
Thick Hipster : Sup!
Hipster 1 and 2: get out of our face, fake Kanye
Hipster 2: No he's think hipsters
Thick Hipster : Sup!
Hipster 1 and 2: get out of our face, fake Kanye
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI February 01, 2010