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Turtle Neck Sweater

A round fluffy item worn around your neck for attraction of Zebras, Monkeys, and Pumas. Other wise known as the 'Turtler'.
Random Guy says:

"RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!"

"Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man."
- Eager customer says
by usage of time management April 23, 2011
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Sweaters

Players in their chosen video game who try too hard and sweat it out all day and night causing obsessive behaviour leading to fatness, loneliness, unemployment and benefit claims so they can stay home and play games all day. Sweaters can usually be be spotted by their particularly high multiplayer rank and by solving a simple equation, it is possible to conclude how much of a sweater they are:

(Multiplayer Rank/Number of Days Since Launch) x Average XP per round of game

Another way to spot potential sweaters is nonsensical, ostentatious online handles. Scientists believe that due to a lack of sunshine, good nutrients and normal, social interaction, sweaters spoken and written language skills diminish greatly, sometimes irreversibly.

Sweaters can be found in the usual sweater breeding grounds on games such as Gears of War (2), Call of Duty, FIFA etc. It is also apparent that when sweaters meet online, they will form a group known as a 'pool'. A pool can be devastatingly irritating to play against, but remembering that you are not fat, unemployed and a virgin usually counters this irritation.
Fred: Wow, four level 100s on the opposition team this round
Harry: Yeah, looks like another pool of sweaters

Gary: Jesus, a nuke in under 3 minutes, that guy must be proper sweating it.
Jules: Yeah it's his 4th nuke in 6 games, he must be heading down to Boots for some more antiperspirant when his benefit money comes through
by whitestrat October 23, 2011
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Sweater pigs

Breasts, usually in the context of being large in a particularly sleazy way.
Oh man, check out the sweater pigs on that broad...
by Leif_Erickson March 2, 2009
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sweave

a person's sweet weave (fake hair). Sweave, is generally used by admiring black girls after a peer, aquaintance, or friend gets their hair redone with a new weave.
Guurrrllll, where'd you get your sweave done?
by putmeincoachb March 26, 2010
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Ankle Sweater

A fat chick SO fat that she sweats from her ankles.
"...Dan bagged another ankle sweater last night. He sureloves the fatties..."
by cptnhook November 24, 2003
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sweater queen

a term used soemwhat disparagingly by leather queens to describe non-leather wearing homosexuals. Behaviors: tend to go to moderately priced restaurants not specifically tagetted at gay clientele and tend to work in fields that require intercourse (non-sexual, of course) with heterosexuals
After dinner in the suburbs, Paul discarded the sweater queen outfit and put on a white t-shirt and worn jeans, then headed to the City.
by d maxwell June 3, 2006
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sweater kittens

breasts, where men look when they are talking to women
I want to pet her sweater kittens.
I can't wait to get my hands on Jocelyn's sweater kittens.
by Tone R. June 10, 2007
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