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Swallowing a bomb

Suppressing your anger when on the edge of exploding, especially when you know it's not worth it, and moving on.
Matt: You could see the fire in John's eyes. He paused for a moment, as if swallowing a bomb, and then let it go.

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James: Dustin swallowed a bomb when he bit into his donut that I poured salt all over while he was getting a drink.
by ThistyThorsdays August 29, 2013
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swallowcock

When your girl inhales your entire dick
Im still sore from that swallowcock yesterday
by Meguil August 10, 2016
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Swallowing image

The opposite of the term "spitting image", i.e. looking nothing like a parent
"James was the spitting image of his Puerto Rican father and the swallowing image of his Irish mother."
by ZestyOrang November 25, 2018
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swallowing cotton

When you get a deepthroat blowjob and you keep your underwear totally on. As you climax you yell swallow that cotton and you cum thro your underwear and cockhold. And you let your cum filter thro like a slow drip.
Lastnight i had this chick totally swallowing cotton. I jizzed so hard i felt it sprayed thro the cotton like filtering coffee. Theres no better feeling!
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
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Swanlow

Prestigious award granted to someone for performing exceptionally low acts. Votes awarded on similar basis to the coveted Brownlow.
Jake pissed all over the dealer at the Blackjack table and was awarded 3 Swanlow Votes.

Did you hear about Gerry shitting on his girlfriends chest and then proceeding with a Cincinnati Bowtie?? He should score a couple of Swanlow votes.
by Schnieder August 26, 2007
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Stallow

A combination of the word 'stalk'and follow'.
I stallowed him through the hall way.
He stallowed me home last night from the movies.
by DominosAreFalling January 17, 2010
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Shallow River Paddling

Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.
Did you see Aaron shallow river paddling those hookers?
by sdwalk4 May 4, 2010
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