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silly bandz

Probably one of the most ridiculous fads in the history of fads.
Silly Bandz are colourful rubber bands that have been shaped to resemble letters, objects, animals and even people or entire words.
Elementary, middle and even high schoolers, sometimes even college students or adults will be seen with dozens or even hundreds on their arms.
The obsession shared by many has been labeled as SBS, or Silly Band Syndrome, to which there is no cure. The ability to resist their colourful shapes and stretchyness is called SBR, or Silly Band Resistance.

Most people with any sense of individuality will refuse to wear Silly Bandz, while anyone else will become obsessed.
Karlie: "Look, I got some Silly Bandz!"
Lydia: "Those things are fucking ridiculous. Do you really not know how to separate yourself from the rest of the crowd?"
by LukieInTheSky June 20, 2010
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lucky sally

the act of punching a girl in the vagina to make it swell up nice and tight, then fucking her.
"her cooch is loose."
"thats ok, i'll just give her a lucky sally"
by mixmasta mike June 2, 2009
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one horse sally

will only fuck one person at a time; serial monogamist, even if the other person involved is not
I get that you're married, but I don't want to date other people. I am more of a one horse Sally.
by Aspeckof April 8, 2017
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sensitive sally

An overly emotional and easily deflated male who cries a lot.
Joe was bein a sensitive sally last night cuz I wanted to fuck my girlfriend instead of goin drinkin with him.
by CapnCrouton May 5, 2004
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silly enrique

similar to the dirty Sanchez except after removing shit stained cock from anus you slap you girlfriend in the cheek leaving a poo dollop similar to that of the birth mark on Enrique Iglesias’ face
"I was going to give your girl a dirty sanchez, but she was begging for a silly enrique"

“Knowing your mom would want to kiss after I laid the pipe to her, I opted for a silly Enrique so I wouldn’t have to brush my teeth again.”
by Greezy L & the Posse January 28, 2006
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silly beggar

A way of saying idiot or calling someone stupid in a light hearted manor.
Man: I have just droped my false teeth down the toilet!

Women: Oh u are a silly beggar!
by Snosslehop July 21, 2009
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silly nigga

A silly nigga is any type of person who acts or is retarded while doing something stupid
Eddie Is a silly nigga for sucking him off by accident.
by Nibba cheecks November 30, 2018
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