Stokerian Fundamentalist

An adherent of the vampire mythos presented by Irish author Abraham "Bram" Stoker in his 1897 novel "Dracula" and other works. Beyond being students of Stoker's writing, they take his word on vampires to be Sacred Writ. They are know by their battle cry, "Real vampires don't sparkle!" and consider the literary conventions presented in the 2008 "Twilight" series of vampire novels by Stephenie Meyer to be heresy most foul.

I was going to the Con as Bella Swan and got jumped by a bunch of Stokerian Fundamentalists with garlic and oaken stakes. I was lucky to get out alive!

by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 10, 2019

Stoked

A really good high

Damn that shit was gas I’m stoked

by Bïg nigga February 17, 2020

stokememes_

One of the best meme page in Stoke , funny and super original

“Hey bro have you seen the new meme on stoke memes”
“Yeah lol rating them schools”
“Damn they are amazing”
“What’s there @ again”
“ @ stokememes_

by Lucythewisexo April 22, 2020

Stokes

Cancelling plans at the very last minute.

We were planning a guys weekend at the cottage but Duncan pulled a Stokes after saying he would be there.

by Cubby460 July 12, 2020

Stoked-on-Trent

When simply being stoked isn’t enough. You’re simply way too excited!

“I’m simply Stoked-on-Trent about today, I cannot wait!”

by John O’clock November 7, 2020

stopendooindat

Means, "stop doing that", in mother moron mediocre speak.

"stopendooindat", she said when she saw her son doing something she didn't want to see.

by Windrider6 January 9, 2021

Stokes

A mistake

''Whos that?''
''Thats Stokes, hes a mistake''

by Sunny.burnny January 28, 2021