salt water

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it to his mate. So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads­

. . . and we wonder why the ocean is so salty. Try not to swallow the water :)­

by i hate gay people :D December 11, 2004

The Mexican Salt Shaker

The Mexican salt shaker is the way of the future. It restores air flow, works the sweat off my balls, and adjusts my junk all at the same time. Not to mention no one knows what im doing.... mostly haha....

When i work out I always do The Mexican Salt Shaker so i don't get my hands wet.

by Ichwill1986 April 15, 2010

Salted!

a derogatory remark, usually stated after a person does or says something incredibly stupid.

person 1: "Did you see that idiot trip?"
person 2: "Oohh! Salted!"

by thechroshley October 8, 2004

salter

a teacher who uses the word verbatim and is way to serious.

"woah man, don't be such a salter, you're killing the mood."

by Chelsey Kay May 13, 2008

salt 'n pepa

The three cutest girls ever to grace the earth - they were the popular female rap trio of Cheryl "Salt" James, Sandra "Pepa" Denton and Deidre "Spinderella" Roper.

Pepa's got way to keep ya happy.

by GuidoPosse69 February 5, 2005

salt lake

Refers to the procedure by which a sizable puddle of ejaculate is deposited in the small of a female's back. Care must be taken in the process so as not to let your "ropes" create a sticky web instead of a consolidated pool. The desired effect is most readily accomplished following standard doggy-style intercourse. See also great salt lake.

So I was playing hide the flesh torpedo with Cindy last night and I totally sold out and laid a salt lake on her tramp stamp.

by qroberts May 22, 2008

crack salt

The seasoning on cheese curds at Santana's in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

Damn, these cheese curds are addictive. It must be that crack salt.

by hax0red_my_maracas May 10, 2006