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apple smoothie party

An apple smoothie party is a super fun party where you cut off the hair of your friend, then you stick it in an apple flavored juul and smoke it until you cant breathe and the person next to you has to revive you by making a smoothie and shoving it down your throat until you pass away. once you dye then the person can use the magic of the creature called maliker. maliker is a gracious creature and will grant you a second chance at life! so try this party sometime!
Kate: Hey man wanna come over and have an apple smoothie party?
John. no.
by Shatfarter27 February 16, 2022
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smoothie

A casual dresser,someone who wears casual clothes.Was in use more in the 70s 80s.
They drove ford cortinas or capris,and lived a straight life.
Look at that tosser kevin,he's such a smoothie.
by mugwump November 16, 2004
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smoochie

Noun: An obese, insecure, and somewhat neurotic female person; between the ages of 15 and 40 (some what like fat groupies). They are often found wearing too tight and/or loud clothing. Smoochies congragate in bars, clubs, and after hours restaurants. Beware of a smoochie wearing vertical stripes.
"Get a load of that smoochie!", "That smoochie won't stop following me", "Oh my lord that smoochie's belly is coming through her clothes."
by Ronnie (the smoochie luv-a) September 2, 2004
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Smooshed

I had 5 martinis at the luncheon. I was so smooshed!
by A. Hoang October 10, 2007
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smoothless

I had a smoothless night last night, didn't sleep a wink.

That sandpaper is smoothless.

His approach to picking up women is so smoothless that he never gets a date.
by Poolshark53 February 26, 2010
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strawberry smoothie

1. The act of placing wet, engorged, strawberries between two sexual participants directly before orgasm.

2. The act when one male, alone in his room and incredible horny, shoves his genitalia into overripe strawberries in hopes of sexual satifaction.
1. Alex and Emmy did the strawberry smoothie last night.

2. Shaun, having been rejected by his girlfriend, Pargret Mrogin, sought to complete the strawberry smoothie in hope of relieving his blue balls.
by TheSex_Corner June 17, 2009
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smooshed

A girl miming that she has just came everywhere due to an excitable moment. Generally the movement consists of her hands starting near her vagina and waving outward.
Can be used as a exclamation word along with the motions.
- 2 girls listening to a guy play acoustic guitar.

Cassi - "Jesus, Jordan can play that guitar for me anytime. I just smooshed all over the place"

Amanda -"Tell me about it! Smoosh!" (hand movements)
by mandarin_AmK May 26, 2009
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