Pretzel Smoothie

When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.

“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie”

by Rigasha January 15, 2023

Banana Smoothie

When a twink cums in your mouth and you have to guzzle all of the cum and you have to drink up, taste it, swallow it. Get up, get on top of it.

You got a banana smoothie?!

by Fluffy.Florence January 30, 2024

smoothie hater

A person (typically a female) who takes an excessive amount of time to make a smoothie, then becomes angry when her man whips up a superior smoothie in a fraction of the time.

Kristen, you're being a smoothie hater... ol' smoothie hatin' ass batch.

by R Dingle March 30, 2015

Smoothie

A blowjob by a person with no teeth, with no dentures in

This chick took her teeth out n gave me a smoothie

by Krazie_jay January 13, 2021

Fruit Smoothie

When a gay male receives fellatio from a straight woman

James: I heard he hooked up with a girl yesterday
Jeffery: Baby he just got a fruit smoothie, he is a gogo dancer after all

by UuchGuuch January 20, 2022

Chunky Smoothie

A clean shaven vagina with big fat lips.

My boyfriend loves kissing up on my chunky smoothie.

by Joemalski April 17, 2014

Dude Smoothie

A practical joke in which you ejaculate into a milkshake or smoothie before serving it to a friend.

John: "Hey my drink tastes a bit off, are you sure you made this right?"
Jeff: "You idiot, you fell for a dude smoothie"

by GiffKeplen September 29, 2021