Shaft Shiner

One who shines shafts

Your a shaft shiner!

by Drcockenstein March 31, 2009

Divine Shitervention

When you have to go #2 during an inescapable situation, and something happens that allows you to get to the bathroom.

Man, last night I was on the phone with my mom and I had to take a dump really bad. Thankfully, I had an incident of divine shitervention and her battery died.

by PantsMan.EXE July 5, 2011

Retard Shivers

Experiencing something so retarded that it gives you shivers.

Everyone broke out in song during today's status meeting...weird, gave me the retard shivers.

Scientology gives me the retard shivers.

Atheist at a baptism = retard shivers.

by [Ryuk] November 11, 2011

Shiters

Pronounced "Shite-ers'. When someone is drunk beyond belief.

Holy Shit, I was fuckin Shiters last night, I can't remember a fuckin thing!

by Canni X6 March 20, 2017

Shiner

Someone that is very aware of himself and don't want to look like having low value.

this belarusian is so shiner

by levithelev June 18, 2011

Shiner

Shiners are people who do not believe in mocking or disrespecting victims of murder. Particularly the victims of serial killers, spree murders, mass murders and/or family annihilators. They believe in showing victims respect and not picking their lives apart or mocking them. Shiners are the opposite of killer groupies.

Idiot- "Yeah he murdered his wife but she was super annoying".
Shiner- "That's not an excuse. He is totally responsible for his own actions and you should respect the dead".

by ValdisStark June 18, 2019

schizer

scatalogical. having to do with poo. the sexual act of crapping on your mate.

want to watch some schizer videos?

by bbbboooonnnneeee September 19, 2003