shoulder gnome

someone that stands behind another person when they are doing something like chatting on the internet checking their email and such

why do you always have to stand behind me when i'm on the computer , you're such a shoulder gnome

by SureBuddy August 6, 2007

head and shoulders

something you say to a person that is known for flaking and you both have plans later.

friend1:I'm comin' to your house later.

friend2:we head and shoulders, right? because you be flakin' somethin' serious, homie!

by scionmaiden January 27, 2009

Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads

when a girl gets on your shoulders and takes a dump

She was so pissed off at me she jumped on my shoulders and gave me the Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads.

by Greg Greatman February 1, 2009

Slopey Shoulders

Somebody with slopey shoulders is somebody who deflects responsibility or tasks.

It's a step beyond lazy where the person accused is actively trying to push work onto somebody else.

He wants her to do his work for him? Old Slopey shoulders strikes again.

by AnotherJames March 29, 2009

Chip on his Shoulder

A description given to someone (male or female), who has a sense of superiority (valid or not) due to either past successes or a personal belief that they are "better" than those around then.

Kobe Bryant sometimes carried a chip on his shoulder during his regular season games. But who could blame the guy, he outscored every man on the court in nearly every single game.

The college freshman had a chip on her shoulder because she was the star player on her high school softball team. She soon realized that every one of her new teammates, was also the star of their high school team. And she would have to earn the respect of her peers.

by Anthony Calvo July 20, 2017

Shoulder hopper

(surfer slang) A person who frequently engages in the activity of shoulder hopping.

Man, look! Another shoulder hopper down the beach! Damn, this beach sucks sometimes.

by FireSBurnsmuP December 17, 2008

shoulder tap

When your getting blown by a chick who has great form, you tap her on the shoulder so she will get in position to get blasted in the fast

I was getting blown by drews mom and gave her the shoulder tap, then BLAM she caught it all over her face!!

by drews mom September 4, 2009