Buff scale

A leauge of how attractive you are. As written by Sheree Fadil.

Cute
Cute is adorable, like a sisterly way. Like your mates sister/Best mate. Can be pretty. Wouldn’t go there.

Pretty
Pretty is sweet. They are not stunningly pretty but have a natural sweet look about them.

Beautiful
Really good looking but in a natural way. Make effort look effortless.

Gorgeous/Stunning
They look extremely good looking. Drop dead gorgeous. Amazingly pretty. Absolutely amazingly buff! Sex appeal.

Fit/Hot/Buff
Mainly sex appeal. “I’d do her” Unique pretty. Unoriginal. Have this “OMG I WANT YOU” thing about them.

Sexy – Stunning, amazing. Everything really but they seem so good there like out of league. Untouchable. High sex appeal.

omg she is so stunning omg man shes beautiful! love her Buff scale much

by Shereefadil March 12, 2008

Rictor Scale

Rateing someone on a scale of 1-10 on if you would fuck them. Usually combined with the Man Scale.
See also Man Scale

Josh: "She's like a 1 on the man scale but a 9 on the rictor scale."
Garrett: "Not even close. Shes like a 0 on the man but a 4 on the rictor."

by ThyPenguin March 28, 2010

Pooner Scale

A scale used to determine how many harpoons it will take to bring down women of various sizes.

"Brad, that chick you banged last night was a two pooner." "No Rob she was definitely a three on the Pooner Scale!"

by Brad Thomas November 8, 2007

sweep scale

A scale used to define how retchingly bad a web site is to an unsuspecting web user.
Measured on a scale of 1 to 10.
1 is basic hentai
2-5 are of minor disgustance, eg. Nasty BDSM, Hot wax, etc.
6 is Tubgirl or similar grossness
8 is Goatse, Meatspin or similar grossness
9 is Lemonparty (only one given a 9 so far
No site has so far been rated a 10

"That site must be a 9 on the sweep scale, im scarred for life"

by 4bs December 21, 2007

Dickness Scale

The Dickness Scale is a scale from 1-12 inches. Created by two best friends named Jackie and Kennedy in GA.

Sometimes if his personality or hotness is really high then it may go above the dickness scale. There is also a Dickness Scale for chodes.

Person 1: ohhh that guy is sooo hot.
Person 2: What do you rate him on the Dickness Scale??
Person 1: He's a 72. *gets horny*

by McDanger February 7, 2009

Wrecked'em Scale

The Wrecked'em Scale is the logarythmic scale much like the Rector Scale used to measure assholism, the philosophy advocating being stoopid, insensitive, or hurtful with no perceived benefit to anybody. Each gain of 1 point on the Wrecked'em Scale represents a doubling of the negative effects of the measured behavior. In urban areas, 1-3 Wrecked'em events go almost un=noticed while Your Momma can detect a 1 or less.

George Bu$h admires John McCain's 9 on the Wrecked'em Scale because he is only a seven.
Miss Anne Coulter is a Wrecked'em Scale 10, the world's only known perfect score.

by R. Lemon March 11, 2008

Asshole Scale

A scale with which to measure someone's level of jerkishness. It numbers from 1-10.

You, my friend, just went up another notch on the Asshole Scale!

by ruk182 February 7, 2010