Punishing the Salmon

To have a wank

I hope your grandmother doesn't walk in on me while I'm punishing the salmon.

by Christian A. Holmes January 15, 2009

find the salmon

A kinky sex game for bears

When two bears feel kinky they play find the salmon

by FIND_DA_SALMON January 27, 2015

wilhelm and simon

soulmates, made for each other, gay asf

Hey there’s Wilhelm and Simon, the best boyfriends to ever exist.

by ralph836zfh July 4, 2021

pulling a saymon

when a senior likes a freshman and tries to justify it

damn ur 18 going for freshman ur pulling a saymon rn

by Lilshiz5563 March 18, 2022

simone

Simone is a crazy my extremley hot girl who weirdos are strangley attracted to. She is also the most bangable ass in rock n roll ;)

Woah...she must be a simone.

by xaivilox October 31, 2008

salmon blanket

A word describing a woman's vagina that physically resembles two soggy pancakes hanging from a fork. This particular vagina, however, smells like salmon.

That dude was trying to get some vag in the backseat, but it smelled like salmon blanket, so he told her to get dressed and get the fuck out, but when she did his best friend just ran up and punched that bitch in the face anyways.

by the dude that punch that bitch anyways November 8, 2007

Salmon Shute

a particularly stinky vagina that you get a whiff of when the occupant of the reeker walks past, it tends to remind the smeller of slippery salmon making their way downsteam to the mating grounds via a salmon shute.

pwhoar did you smell her slippery salmon shute

by felixg123 March 11, 2010