Stoned as a Kite

Being so high you're sentences don't make any logical sense.

Guy 1: Do you want to go to Walmart?
Guy 2: We can't. The Walmart Baggage Claim won't recognize me as a valid soldier.
Guy 1: Dude you're stoned as a kite right now.

by Knight Phantom January 19, 2014

STONEBWOY

Stonebwoy Burniton, born Livingstone Etse Satekla is a Ghanaian Afro pop, dancehall and reggae artiste who hails from the Volta Region. He was born on March 5, 1988 in Ashaiman, a suburb of Accra, and places fourth (4th) in a family of seven (7) siblings

Stonebwoy

by Official Dj Ice September 5, 2019

Stoneburner

When you and someone else are taking a shit with a stall gap in between, and someone decides to use the open stall/Urinal.

That guy just stoneburnered us!

by BearSoup101 December 11, 2019

Soonest

The earliest next opportunity. Grammatically superlative variation of the word soon.

(E.g. as a conclusion to an email) Charles will get back to you soonest.

by rakibo February 26, 2020

Toilet Scones

The tiny pieces of toilet paper that stay on the back of the toilet after wiping

"That bathroom was nasty there was two weeks worth of toilet scones on the seat"

by ROBOTo July 30, 2007

Atlas Stone

A large perfectly round concrete stone used for strongman competitions, often weighing between 200-400 lbs.
The Atlas Stone lifting is a common event in the WSM competition.

It is done by lifting the stone from the ground onto a platform.
It requires great skill to lift.

Jón Páll Sigmarsson lifted the Atlas Stone like nobody else!

The Atlas Stone lift is the most popular event in WSM.

by FAROEVIKING May 18, 2010

Van Stone

Dutch slang term to seduce a woman with natural charm and then go one by one through the bases. Usually works best before you are 30.

He's Van Stoned three girls in the last month. I wish I could be a good Van Stoner like him

by Koolkid8 March 1, 2011