ron the soap

When sharing a hotel room with friends, to take the first shower and leave your body hair embedded in the communal bar of soap.

When crashing in Pete's room at the Borgata last Friday, "Gears" took the first shower in the morning and proceeded to ron the soap by failing to remove his nasty pubes from the bar before toweling off and dressing.

by Stone Creek August 8, 2008

Beating off with camp soap

What causes your roomate to have to go to the dermatologist becase his penis almost fell off.

Bobby, you should not beat off with that camp soap.

by tha ingram July 2, 2004

Unwrap the soap

When a gay guy goes in for the kill.

Hey Gordon (from Sesame Street),

Can I unwrap the soap in the shower with you?

by Pollup December 25, 2007

porn soap

the lotion or cleanser that all strippers use, which smells universally the same.

I'll get in trouble with my wife if I come home smelling like perfume, not porn soap.

by Bill W. February 9, 2006

queef soap

when you put a bar of soap in your pussy and shoot it out with a monster queef

Leslie queef soaps every time she showers, but it smells fresh.

by queef sucker November 19, 2006

bar of soap

Something very plain and boring looking.
Usually said when describing a group of the object.

Example, if there's a whole lot of bikes all together and you can't tell the difference you would say:

"I can't tell one another from a bar of soap."

by McGoonster October 5, 2009

New Jersey Soap Pump

The act of one man ejaculating onto the palm of another man, who then uses the seamen to lube his penis during masturbation. This is commonly used in saunas for when gay men arn't ready to get it on.

After dozens of New Jersey Soap Pumps, everyones prostate was aflame, but the night had only begun.

by Hummus43 August 30, 2011