Sewing machine

(male variation) typically when one man uses the shaft of his penis to tickle the entire length of another man's penis by quickly tapping with the girth of penis #1 up and down the side of penis #2. This is called a sewing machine for the fast rhythmic pattern used by penis #1, also typicaly noted for making man with penis #2 hum with joy like a sewing machine.

Sometimes a man just needs the sewing machine to run on him for a while. Once you sew you wanna blow.

by Def king 5000 February 27, 2015

shingding

A party consisting of white trash where your brothers your father and your sisters your daughter.

Jethro: "Are y'all ready for this weekins shingding"

by Nicole July 30, 2003

shing ring

The passage where the brown resides, normally a one way street put can be treated either way, most often referred to as arsehole

after he found out maria was more than meets the eye his shing ring burned all night

by Adam Intern October 15, 2004

shlingmam

The process of inserting a wooden toy duck or ducklet up your rectum, so only the head remains sticking out in view, this is done to amuse your partner, and also convince her that there is nothing to worry about with anal sex.

The only way Justin Timberlake has managed to get poon was by the technique of shlingmam.

by sweet and sour king kong balls September 22, 2011

Shming

Another word for penis, usually used in the north parts of chicago

Eric, you suck shming.

Mason is a shming lover.

Mr.Koff hates that we use the word shming.

by ShmingGod November 28, 2017

Shinging

The noise you make when you’re stabbing someone!

I was “shinging” them when they tried to steal my food.

by Stealthina April 12, 2019

Schwing

verb
to do something cool, amazing.

that was sooo schwing!

by jo daniel August 5, 2006