shootin' the j

Playing basketball, commonly in an urban setting; shooting hoops.

1) Hey homes, wanna go shoot the j?
2) I saw him shootin' the j yesterday on the block.

by B-Dawg June 17, 2006

Poop shoot riot

When a guy takes it upon himself to introduce an unsuspecting woman to anal sex. Much dissapproval on the woman's behalf usually arupts upon the initial insertion into the rectum.

The best way to go about it is not to ask her... just try the good ol' poop shoot riot.

by MrRoche November 25, 2004

Shooting Blanks

Obvious consequence of a vasectomy. Plenty of cum, but babies have been removed.

Silly girlfriend thinks our baby will win a wedding ring. So I will enjoy the nightly bareback rides and keep shooting blanks by keeping my vasectomy secret.

by Vulgar Skunk May 18, 2017

trouble shooting

A pathetic attempt by a piece of software and/or human user at solving a problem which will persist despite any efforts short of divine intervention

After attempting to trouble shoot Windows ME errors for an hour, I was having trouble keeping myself from shooting my computer

by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

Shooting Monkeys

Conspicuous masturbation, Everyone knows what you're doing in there.

"Sawyer we are right here! Stop shooting monkeys!!!"

by Rory Scott WIlson August 25, 2008

Shootin' the jam

The act, often done by a small child, of vomiting repeatedly with an aimed projectile finesse.

After sampling the week old turkey from the counter, Indiana was shootin' the jam.

by Johnny Lashwhip January 13, 2011

shooting your gun

The act of masturbating. Just another name. When you have shot your gun, you have masturbated. One can use cod perks to further describe their experience, like steady aim, extreme conditioning, or assassin.

-"Yo bro, where were you last night, I didn't see you at the party. Were you shooting your gun??"
-"Yo sorry man I was shooting my gun using extreme conditioning last night to pictures of Kate Upton."
-"Oh don't worry about it man, everyone does it."

by addumUP September 4, 2012