saffing

Acronym meaning the state of mind that goes along with wearing shorts and flip flops (i.e. acronym is for Shorts And Flip Flops). It's a state of happiness, of being free, a relaxed state of mind. One in which you walk slowly because you're in no rush to get anywhere, and the air around you is comfortable. It is completely understandable for one's goal in life to be saffing for as high a percentage of time as possible.

"So what are you up to?"
"Just saffing down on the boardwalk, checking out the waves. Man I love summer."

by goldenbear26 February 3, 2010

Scarface

Sprinkling a substantial amount of cocaine on to a woman’s vagina and then preceding to eat her out.

She thoroughly enjoys my aggressive scarface.

by AP747 February 20, 2011

ScarFax

A background check for a woman's vagina.

You know how you can use CarFax to check for any accidents or major repairs on a car before you buy it?
Yeah.
I wish they had that for bitches too.

They do. It's called ScarFax.
I Wish I would've known that before I contracted the HIV.
Wha- hey man! Are you wearing a condom!?
Nope.
Damn you ScarFax!
Shut up and take it.

by joeyvllttf May 6, 2015

Safford, Arizona

A tiny town infested with Mormons and racist neckbeards. Safford, Arizona is known for... nothing. There's literally nothing there. Most people who inhabit this town are really dull. This town is very un-progressive when it comes to their education and law system. You will most likely hear people of power making sexist and/or racist "jokes". Safford is also one of the top towns when it comes to meth and bed bugs.

"So, where are you from?"
"Oh, I'm from Safford, Arizona."
"Huh. Never heard of it."

by Wendy's Definitions December 3, 2021

red scarf girl

a memoir of a chinese girls life through the revolution of china. the book is just straight out boring with no twists or turns.

hey man wanna read the red scarf girl with me

nah i rather read the twilight series

by chuckyboy4132 April 13, 2011

Frisking Scarffed

a term used when your "out of your mind" or not right in the head, like when your tired, are having a brain fart, or are mentally impaired by a substance (drug/Alcohol).

Example:1-"dude i dont remember anything about last night, i was so frisking scarffed!"

Example:2-"i have no clue man, i am so frisking scarffed right now.."

by RolyatEornom June 30, 2011

I Like Your Scarf

A line used to pick up cute German boys with the underlying intent to sleep with them. Said cute German boy must reply with the line "I like your shoes." in order to let the pretty tourist know he wants to sleep with her too.

Erica: "I like your scarf!"
Lenny: "I like your shoes!"

Erica and Lenny get it on**

by EuroBound October 16, 2009