kansas city dry-rub

A hand job performed with cayenne pepper. Peppery H.J. must continue until paramedics arrive.

You know what he needs? A good kansas city dry-rub!

by chipclayton October 3, 2011

Dry Rub

When a stripper grabs your penis from the outside of your pants and gropes you up and down.

Back in Miami there is this awesome strip club that gives dry rubs when you get a lap dance.

by EchoTango August 22, 2012

The Joel Rub

A bisexual or gay male who plays off being drunk or high to get a free rub or cop a feel from another or group of males.

The Joel Rub: After that shot he went to the bathroom, he got a Joel Rub on those guys by the wall.

by VanillaDrizzle August 8, 2008

hug n' rub

when hugging a female, you gently rub your chest against her boobs until she realizes and pushes you off in protest after feeling violated.

Alexia and Hannah no longer take hugs from me because I used to always pull a hug n' rub.

by XtehC October 27, 2009

Butt Rub

When two hands caress the ass in a back and fourth motion

Chad : Mmm! Wouldn't you just love to give Kiersten A Butt Rub right about now?
Kaylee : Uh No!
Chad : Mmm! I would just like I used to before she dumped me!
Kaylee : Well maybe she wanted a boyfriend who wasn't married!
Chad : I remember how she would lay on my bed and let me take her panties off then she would moan as I gave her a Butt Rub!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!
Chad : Then I would flip her over and stick my cock in her pussy! Mmmm!
Kaylee : Why don't you Shut The Fuck up!
Steve : Hey Chad maybe you can give me a Butt Rub im not wearing any underwear! (Wink)
Kaylee : Oh My God So Gross!
Chad : Mmm! That would be great then you can suck my cock! (Wink)
Kaylee : Why im I still here!
Steve : Would you like to join us I can give you a Butt Rub while Chad suck my cock?
Kaylee : HELP ME!!!!!
Steve : Fine you can suck my cock while Chad gives me A Butt Rub!
Kaylee : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Mmm! Sounds like an orgasam!

by SlopNChop August 7, 2018

give your meat a good ol' rub

hehe boi

give your meat a good ol' rub. That's it, nice and hot. Hope for more spicy meat, hehe boi!

by ♥🗺☠ March 9, 2021

Fun Rub

The act of a female rubbing her clitoris and vagina with a limp penis while the male is unconscious, leading to a chub or full erection.

A girl was horny after reading Fifty Shades of Gray, so she decided to Fun Rub her boyfriend's dick and got off while he was asleep. He woke up with a chub wondering what had happened to him. She was all wet and smiling.

by Papajit August 16, 2012