Ride Hobo

Someone who doesn't own any form of transportation and has to call people for rides because they are too lazy to walk.

Tom: Mark is such a ride hobo
John: I know, he really needs to get a car or something

by Mighty Arrow April 17, 2010

ride or nevermind

When you're down for most things, but let's be serious. People do some crazy shit.

So, it looks like I'm single again.
Oh no! What happened?
Well, my girlfriend got pretty drunk at the bar the other night...
And?
She thought it'd be a good idea to test how strong our relationship was by getting into a fight with the bouncer. Too bad she didn't realize I was pretty ride or nevermind about us.
Oh, damn. What did you do?
Me? I ordered another drink and requested her an Uber.

by El Capitan Slamdance April 20, 2016

ride in paradise

Shortened to „RIP“
Is a sentence often used my motorcyclists and bikers to pay tribute or honor another motorcyclist who passed away, mostly in an accident.

„Goodbye David! You‘ll never be forgotten! Ride in paradise, my friend!“

„He died last week in an accident. Was hit by a car.„
„May he ride in paradise.“

by Enrikorez July 15, 2019

Group Ride

A group ride occurs when multiple motorcyclists get together and ride as a group. It is akin to a convoy.

Group Ride: It's like group sex, but with all of the leather and none of the penetration.

by lo_0l January 16, 2014

Pterodactyl Ride

A euphemism for sex, inspired by manipulation of female genitalia to resemble a pterodactyl, wherein the clitoris is the beak, and the labia minora is stretched to resemble the wings.

Man, Lacie is the hottest paleontologist I've ever seen! I'd love to take a pterodactyl ride with her!

by Madfat February 28, 2011

Riding the Empty

The act of carrying around an empty beercan and pretending to drink from it. The purpose of this is either because you have hit your limit and know you are going to puke if you have one more or you don't want too look like a wussy.

Man, I had to be riding the empty last night for two hours until my ride showed up at the party.

by Navy Cowboy August 10, 2009

Recession Ride

A prostitute that lowers her prices for the changing economy.

"Man, Shelly understands my financial needs, and gave me a recession ride."

by rage-cage September 18, 2012