rehab dandy

A person whose vanity over their recently successful detox causes them to proselytize about the benefits of sobriety for others.

Ok, so Bill hasn't had a drink in six months. That's great, but why does he have to be such a fucking rehab dandy about it?

by Central Avenuer May 29, 2010

readme patcher

Someone who finds and fixes the smallest, useless detail in a pubic github repository and later claims they are a contributor of said project.

Sherry: We should totally hire Kraig he is a contributor to erlang!
Bob: Yeah, he added a period to the end of the readme....
Sherry: OMGEE he is seriously amazing! Can you believe he wrote erlang? Do you think he graduated from waterloo?
Bob: he doesn't write erlang he is a readme patcher...

by dongleforker June 21, 2016

Rehab

Rehab is a arabic name which means a garden in heaven. No, it doesn't just mean a place for drugs.

Rehab didn't flush the toilet.

by yoonhab August 26, 2019

Mr Read

A fat maths teacher with sideburns made of pubic hair. He is always proud of his crusty shlong

Oh boy does he look like a ‘Mr Read’ his sideburns are like plates and he is thiccer than The wall in Mexico!

by N0Obe September 18, 2019

Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want

The words of a man with his priorities straight

Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

by fateshurly January 30, 2021

take a reading

(verb) to take a reading is to check out a particular situation in a small way, in order to get an accurate idea of someone's character, usually for the future when the stakes may be higher. The person who is curious may do this deliberately -- or accidentally, for example by observing how a certain person treats others.

Friend #1: "Should I loan Alex my car?"
Friend #2: "Didn't you take a reading last year, when he borrowed your bike and returned it all beat up?"
OR
Friend #3: "Yeah, David definitely seemed like the man of my dreams, but I had to take a reading when he was rude to our waitstaff."
Friend #4: "OMG, how pathetic!"

by liv4mntns October 28, 2009

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

When the people at Urban Dictionary hate you, despite your word perfectly fitting on the website.

Guy: OMG URBAN DICTIONARY EMAILED ME!
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Guy: :(

by Milky Dash November 25, 2016