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Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin

A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!
My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022
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Roti-Skin

A racial slur targeting the Pakistani Minority, It talks about their skin being spotty and roti textured.
Amaan: "Hey there, can i get you something"

User: "Shut up roti-skin freak"
Amaan: (*Dies due to stress related heart attack*)
(Note: Amaan is not a real person)
by STR7765 October 28, 2022
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rotissta

Went to the store and met with the local rotissta for my rotisserie chicken for lunch.
by Unreal4all October 16, 2023
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Rozzie Ratio

Rozzie (aka Roslindale)

Rozzie kids or babies go out and party hard.

There are always 3 guys for every one girl
because 2 out of 3 rozzi / westie kids gets no pussy
and the girl is either the on kid with games girlfriend or she gets really drunk and gets with every guy in one night and never chills wtih them again becuz it reminds them of their sloppy 5ths.
it is commonly debated by westie / rozzi kids whether it is best to be the 1st to get the girl at the party or the last. becuz the last gets to smash. but the 1rst gets less germs
thaat the ratio
Dude guy our Rozzie Ratio is popping, is twenty of us and three girls. One of the girls is dudes girlfriend so we will take the other two and divide them equally
by shillsalej November 8, 2010
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Pull Ratio

The amount of girls a guy attracts and or recieves services from.
@#!*% Jesse McCartney's pull ratio has been so high ever since he started singing.
by MachineBoss June 10, 2012
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bad ratio

Any sexual relationship (of the heterosexual variety) that involves a ratio of men to women greater than 1.
Steve: How was the orgy last night?
Mike: There were like 5 guys but only 3 girls.
Steve: Oh man, that's a bad ratio.
by Joeyjoejoe17 November 19, 2013
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Cum Rationing

When a man does not release all his semen in his load to increase the amount of loads he can provide during the night.
Dakota, cum rationing does not allow you to have sex 7 times in a night.
by Swag Chair February 9, 2015
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