Playing the Porcelain Trumpet

When a person farts loudly before pooing. The noise is amplified by the hollow bowl of the toilet.

After a long night competitive beer drinking, i awoke to my roomate playing the porcelain trumpet.

by joshuah! September 28, 2006

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porcelin games

The olympic style run to the bathroom to puke with good form and a photo finish all due to a massive Jager hangover

Brah we got bombed last night!! Yeah we drank tons, mike played porcelin games while we played pong!

by The Great Dunnski August 18, 2009

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pure fucking evil

Basically someone who goes behind your back and doesn’t give a shit about who gets hurt in the process but as long as she gets her own way everything’s good

Megan is pure fucking evil

by Hahahahalololivia August 15, 2018

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Pure Talent

The man, the myth, the legend that is Alex Bull.

Girl: Woah, Alex is so good at everything!
Other Girl: That's because he's pure talent.

by bullyboyz123 January 14, 2019

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depth perception

Lack there of, Phsyical competence by one, Edwin, to determin the distance to point B from, mentioned above, horrible depth perseption

Edwin poked his chicka IDB due to lack of depth perseption

by TSOG August 2, 2003

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Mule for Purchase

1- Any mule that is available to be bought, as opposed to rented;
2- Any person taking a severe beating, albeit not so severe as the ones experienced by a rented mule.

I will beat you like a rented mule, or a Mule for Purchase. Fact is, if there is livestock involved, I will beat you like it.

by Matt Amazo January 18, 2008

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