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wizard punch

This is where you fart into your open and and shut it like a fist. You then punch someone opening your hand right before their face. Thus wizard punching them.
He wizard punched her in the face causing her to gag.
by Ravonus September 19, 2013
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One Punch Man

A bald boi who can fucking kill anyone and anything in one punch. He's so powerful in fact, that there's never a single moment when he's at his limit or uses his full power.
Hey dude did you see One Punch Man the other day?

Hell yeah it's freaking awesome. I wonder when there will actually be an enemy strong enough for One Punch Man to actually have to try to defeat.
by TheAngryNerd May 2, 2019
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poop in the punch bowl

1. Something that spoils the fun for everyone else.

2. A person that points out a flaw in the plan that everyone else is excited about.
3. A person who refuses to have fun when everyone else is.
4. A person who intentionally diverts the attention away from something fun by creating unnecessary drama.
Dave's bad news ruined the party for everyone else last night. Why did he have to be the poop in the punch bowl?
by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010
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Trent from Punchy

Sick cunt, ice head, bloody pissa. A dude from Punchbowl having an interview smacked up.
"Hey Trent give me back my purse"
"Just fucking relax ey!"
Trent from Punchy
by Loz/Bec October 16, 2008
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tounge punch the fart box

When one sticks his/her tounge in thier partners ass hole, using his/her tounge in a punching motion.
Bro, my goal tonight is to bring that hot girl home so I can tounge punch the fart box!
by bronamithclan October 4, 2010
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punch off

Punching off is the act of gripping one's penis between the middle and ring finger. After getting a good grip, you then punch the balls and scrotum as hard and fast as possible until ejaculation is reached. It is a new form of masturbation, which has only recently been started being practiced, originating in a seedy Jamaican village.
My penis felt extremely good after punching off, however I now have an empty scrotum.

I was having feelings of extreme pleasure and pain after I had a punch off.
by spoomonlee June 13, 2013
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fifteen minute punch

a one hitter quitter.

this phrase came from an in famous internet video in witch a man gets knocked out in a fight shortly after stating how much time was left to fight
dark epiphany:dude last night some old guy gave me shit on the bus so i gave him the "fifteen minute punch"

eclipse:FUCK YEAH!!!!
by pianoskills07 April 21, 2007
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