Ghost Protocol

To leave

I'm initiating Ghost Protocol

by Book December 19, 2011

protein shake

A sexual act in which one person shoots jizz (a protein shot) into the other's mouth and then shake their head vigorously.

Gwen: "Let's get out of here and grab a beer."
Richard: "Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study til 11, 9 solid hours of sleep, protein shake in the morning."
(from 'Van Wilder')

by Nick D February 26, 2004

Protohype

The process of leaking a prototype device to generate buzz about a product you don't quite yet have ready for market to a friendly tech website who will promote the gizmo well before it's ready to go.

Gizmodo's finding of that Apple iPhone 4G months before it's released is clearly a case of protohype.

by Wolfie2k8 April 19, 2010

ProTUNE

When a professional, using Cobb Tuning's ProTUNER software, makes adjustments to one or more maps stored on a user's Cobb AccessPORT to maximize power, fuel economy, or meet other customer goals for a Subaru Impreza, Legacy, or Forester.

I went stage II and got a protune, now my car is teh fastAr!!

by IWSTI September 30, 2006

protty

a derogatory term used by mostly irish people of catholic descent to bash those of protestant descent. the protestant torture the catholics, then cry when a sniper wipes a few away.

come over here, you protty bastard! i'm gonna fuckin split yer skull open, ya cunt!

by DAN September 20, 2004

protein stain

Spermatozoa that has dried on a fabric or carpet or anything else.

"Damn when my wife sees all the protein stains on our new bed she'll know I've been fuckin' around'

by WILFONG June 11, 2003

Whey Protein

What poor mother fuckers drink when they dont have Ultra Peptide 2.0.

Jason: Whey protein.... what poor mother fuckers drink when they don't have Ultra Peptide 2.0.
DaveMan: Word
Jason: Shit sucks. Sucks donkey cock. I think it was designed for girls.

by GoodJobDaveMan January 3, 2010