prostetutor

A professional masseuse who works your mind and body.

My son was struggling academically so I hired a prostetutor. Now his grades are up... among other things.

by AndieNak May 29, 2011

Probsuction

Composite of the words 'Probability and Suction'. Probsuction is often used as a way of describing a force that causes a fluid or solid to be drawn into an interior space or to adhere to a surface because of the difference between the external and internal pressures. The probability between the suction and release could vary depending on technique and skill.

Jim: How long will it take untill this is finished?
Bob: Well it depends on how powerful the probsuction is.

by Davidtrail84 November 18, 2011

Prosticookies

Any type of baked goods made for the specific purpose of paying off a debt of some sexual favor

Jim Bob baked a batch of prosticookies for a massage from Bobby Jo

by SyKoTyK JoNeS August 28, 2012

prosta-tot

Noun. A young girl who walks around in a group of more than two other females, high school girls who dress slutty, whore, usually different colored hair, laughs extremely loud at jokes, who thinks its cool to kiss her girlfriends, whose really a virgin who passes around gossip about her actually getting it on with "Johnny", tramp, slut, who has to be home at curfew, who walks the neighborhood after school who gets guys to honk at them and screams and laughs when guys really do honk. Young prostitutes in training.

Damn, bro, look at those girls right there!

Yeah man, little prosta-tots!!

"HONK HONK"

Heeheeehahahahahheeeheeehhahahaha!! <--Girls.

by LuckyOne87 August 22, 2012

prosticon

a prostitute convention

Oh hey are you going to prosticon this weekend? My comic loving cousin is so lame, he's going to comic-con.

by prevaivishsuvindhoora March 16, 2013

prosthetic cocks

This is commonly mistaken as a strap-on dildo when this is not the case. A prosthetic cock is for those disadvantaged beings, who either have a extremly small penis or none at all.

"Hey look at that extremely hung guy... Oh wait hang on its just on of those prosthetic cocks"

by surfturfperth April 12, 2014

prostate snake

A dick stuck in your ass.

Jimmy: Dude, I have a prostate snake, HALP.
Beth: Use more lube.

by Prostate Snake April 22, 2015