Preston Thomas

Preston Thomas (Press-ton Tom-ess)
Usually a boy who likes skateboarding, graffiti, and hates school.

He usually spends his free time surfing the web, and making hip-hop beats.

For Example
Have you seen Preston Thomas
The boy who skate's?
Ya He's my best friend.

by Peestain October 23, 2011

prestigiacomo

When a sailor hits that vag so good it fills with fluid and shoots ropes. A prestigiacomo is derived from "presto!" A magical term, and "cumo" which is a euphoric ejack.

It's fuckin nice out, bro! Who's down to chill and prestigiacomo, feel me?

by Nallsyall October 16, 2017

Preston

Preston is the type of guy who seems like a jerk at first but has the best personality later. He not the best looking but he is better than some. He has dirty blond hair and blue eyes. He makes you laugh when you're sad and he talks to you all the time. You'll love him with all your heart.

Preston is the best guy ever.

by faithful123456789 November 16, 2018

Preston

Preston is a shinnie nobody understands him he is misunderstood. He wishes he was special but he just isn't. He stores DNA to feel more alive this Dna helps him find beef sticks, the only known source that you can actually feed a Preston.

Preston Baer: everything is simply a shape a form an identifier to let others recognize me as me. But then.. What am i? Is this me... My true self? My fake self? what is it that I am? NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!!! -an everyday shinnie

by phasing December 16, 2021

preston

A cranky comment of extreme and ridiculous proportions, often used to troll political media.

Comment : No taxes and no government! The only way to eliminate poverty is to make it more painful. Then no one will chose to be poor.

Reply : That's just a silly preston, not an opinion.

libertarian-conservative idiocy commentary

by TheOED May 17, 2014

prehistoric

a slang term used to describe an obvious lesbian. She is described as prehistoric because she is a direct descendant of a "Lick-alotta-puss". Lipstick lesbians are not prehistoric because they are not easily picked out as a dyke

Dude, look at that dyke playing 3'rd base with the short ass hair, she dives for every ball like she's diving for muff. She's prehistoric.

by Johnny Striker June 22, 2008

Preston

A fattie that can't fit in pictures

Please move that preston out of the picture we can't see anything!

by J. L. Shiraki January 22, 2008