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An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.
Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"

OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"
by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006
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peanut dick

The result of causing someone to pink sock
If I hadn't worn a condom, I'd be sporting some filthy peanut dick.
by drb0mb October 20, 2007
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An Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwhich, can only be described as the best way to get revenage on ones female enemies. You simply slather peanutbutter on ones penis and comence to have sex with the feamle enemy. This will result in a yeast infection. Have Fun! *note* Great for getting even with mother-in-laws,ex-wives,ex-girlfriends,etc. *Other Note* Any peanutbutter is acceptable. (crunchy and extra-crunchy included)
"My mother-in-law was being a bitch last night, so I got her drunk and gave her an Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich."
by Pimpfromzimbabwe January 1, 2010
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CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER

"We ran out of phesant sandwiches, so all we can eat this year is CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER."
by Kuang Mei Zizi November 9, 2006
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Peanus

A corruption of the word "Peanuts". Originating from a poll on the wordIGN Boards/word by user DcPunk, which was meant to be called "What's your favorite type of peanuts".

Instead, the poll looked was asking people to choose between salted or roasted "peanus".

The word has been absorbed as part of standard issue Internet-speak, and literally means "penis".
OMG uRghey now stik ur peanus in my but kthx
by Mr_eX September 8, 2003
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Peanut Butter Wonder

When you "Get Jiffy With It" by spreading peanut butter all over your genitals and let your dog lick it off while you masterbate.
Chad, in the mood for a Peanut Butter Wonder, opened a jar of Jif, spread it all over his testes and had his two dogs lick it off while he jerked his wiener.
by C_W November 2, 2007
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Peanut butter soldier

YO you peanut butter soldier why are you wearing your turfs at a party, again?

Peanut Butter soldier your kisses are like my scooby snacks

Peanut Butter Solider you just broke your ankle playing baseketball?!
by K.GOMEZ October 21, 2008
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