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Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.
Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.
by Tolonoman February 25, 2023
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Double Quarter Pounder

When you take two quarters and place a quarter on each of your lovers butt cheeks and slam them doggie style. If both coins land on heads, you get your dick sucked. If both coins land on tails, you proceed with anal. If the coins land heads and tails you get to sit on their face. May the odds be in your favor.
by Hot Popcorn May 27, 2023
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anus beast pounder

I got a serious case of the dabbits from that anus beast pounder!
by Whiskyghost June 27, 2023
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Peanut-Butter Pounder

When you apply copious amounts of peanut-butter on your cock. Then you spread it with your partner by receiving a handy. Once spread, they lick all their fingers and give a blowjob. Flexible enough: you can help by doing it yourself and for them to save their energy for the next phase. If you have jelly lying around--preferably moldy and sitting out on your counter--you can create a PB & J Pounder. Not necessary, however. For your last step, any position and any type of buttfucking is viable. YOU MUST NOT LOSE THE PEANUT-BUTTER, IT IS NECESSARY.
"Ron just gave me the best peanut-butter pounder last night. Probably the best smoothie I have ever had."

or

"Julie, instead of making out with me, I can give you a peanut-butter pounder?"

"What is that?"

"A sandwich of sorts."
by PB Connoisseur November 25, 2023
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B-RAD the granny pounder

Its more complex than you might think. Hes natural and skilled at it. Born with it. He pounds, nests, humps the honey and last but not least, he hides the salami. You can think of him as to "pork your lover". Ladies keep your grannys away for b-RADS!!! they float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!!
B-RAD the granny pounder are extremely horny and sexual. They get sexually aroused around grannys
by GRANNY MUFFER December 4, 2023
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South African blood pounder

When a male cuts some of his urethra than insert his penis inside a women. During sex he will bleed into the females vagina and when he ejaculates blood and semen will sprayed into the women. Can cause vanginal or penal diseases
"Hey Dave I just gave my sister Trichomoniasis after giving her a South African blood pounder"
by abcd1234yay June 21, 2025
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Galactic pussy pounder

It's when a female or male takes so much dick into there pussy or ass that the hole it makes can be counted in astronomical units
Fred: bro we gave mya so much dick it was considered a galactic pussy pounder

Gabe: ik we gotta do that to more people it was so fun
by Shadylizard June 28, 2025
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