Penis Potato

The new word for dictator. It will make history MUCH more interesting...

Teacher: "Hitler was one mean, awful Penis Potato."

by erinbirdy July 10, 2010

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Gym Potato

A person who goes to the gym, but does not workout. They walk around slowly watching others workout and think of themselves doing the work. As like when someone watches Karate Kid and then thinks they know karate.

"Dude look at the girl sitting over there."
"Yeah I know, she hasn't done anything at all."
"Total gym potato."

by jake the snake141414 April 15, 2010

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Potato war

The great potato war is a 2sided war on hypixel skyblock that opposed the first and second biggest potato farmer in the game. The great potato war lasted 9month, where both Technoblade and Im_a_squid_kid (the two protagonists) raves to see who would be the first to farm 500million potatoes. With both sides using advanced techniques, spies and monitoring each other playtime / sleep. The greatest achievement was Technoblade rounding Im_a_squid_kid to 8 different colleges. After an update that added auto replanting crops, both sides started farming 10-12hours a day on average. Technoblade was victorious and earned a potato crown with written on it “ All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolve”. Sun tzu.

Person 1: Oh hey mark what are you watching?
Person 2: I am watching the great potato war saga again?
Person 1: isn’t that the trilogy Technoblade uploaded that made me subscribe to him ?
Person 2: Yes it is!
Person 1: Are you subbed to him?
Person 2: No I haven’t yet I think I will
Person 1: you should subscribe to him right now or you’ll die .

by Wateroflava October 14, 2020

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