hymen police

The role a friend plays for their virgin mate, ensuring she doesn't waste her 'first time' on a drunken night, with someone she doesn't care about.

Chrissy: "Hey Stace, can you make sure I don't sleep with anyone tonight - NO MATTER HOW DRUNK I AM"
Stacey: "Sure, I'll be your hymen police"

(Knocking on a bedroom door from which sus noises are coming.)
Stacey: Oi, Chrissy, hymen police...
Chrisy: Intact! Thanks Stace!

by lyj867 November 29, 2007

fuck the police

When you don't like the police so you show them whats up by shovin a foot up there ass, oink oink piggy mothafucka.

Wow, I just got busted for possesion, a couple crack rocks, and a couple grams of 'dro, fuck the police.

by Antonio "P-do" Brown June 11, 2006

Mask Police

A person who yells at other people in public for not wearing a mask or for not wearing it over your nose.

(Girl walks in a store with the mask not fully over her nose.)
Mask Police:WEAR YOUR MASK OVER YOUR NOSE! PULL IT UP! YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME COVID!!!!!!
Girl: shut up mask police.

by Chelse cowl got August 17, 2020

pig/police

A type of pig with feet and hands and a gun that most definitely would be used to kill a innocent black person aka the worlds most disgusting animal to be known

“Hey see that pig/police I can sense it’s heavy breathing from here”

by Badbitchestothefront May 30, 2020

Police

A honorable calling which is thankless and low paying. Also, a job dealing with the ignorant, the drunk and the stupid. Usually spending long nights away from family dealing with donut jokes from people who have no clue, getting spit on and disrespected while wasting time on charges that will be dismissed anyway by a chickenshit DA in a pinstripe suit the following month. Originally From the latin, "beatemus et releasus" (beat and release).

I don't know why I'm the police, I should have been a firefigher.

by 357SIG April 3, 2003

but also a police

Is said of someone who is something, but also a police. One could be anything, such as a pizza delivery guy, and still also be a police.

So there's this guy, right, he's a pizza delivery guy, but also a police.

by pizza_delivery_guy March 1, 2011

police academy

Quite possible the best movie series ever.

Hey, have you seen Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow?

by DUN-DUN-DUN! October 17, 2003