technology pessimist

One who does not/can not see all the potential positive benefits of technology. These feelings are often derived from and can be attributed to a lifelong confusion towards complex systems and products. Members of this group almost certainly majored in a liberal arts subject (as opposed to engineering).

When I pulled out my Treo 660, Jaime ran away. I tried text-messaging her, but she never replied. What a technology pessimist! If only she knew what she was missing...

by Cool ET June 9, 2005

hot off the press

The news is so current, the ink is still hot.

Hot off the press: American college students are in debt more than ever.

by jack jack July 7, 2005

Full court press

When you're constipated so badly that you have to reach out for leverage on the handi-tard bar and shit to press that thing out.

My legs were already asleep before I went into the full court press. All I got was some scrogglings

by Charlie Golf April 21, 2004

phesbian

a freak/ drug addict/ whore

Hannah Brochivih is a huge phesbian.

by Killy May 4, 2005

Pessi

A fraudulent term created by Penaldogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Lionel Messi. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Pendu fanboys.

"Pessi is finished because he doesn't score tap ins every game like my idol Penaldo"

by Honest Penaldo and VARdrid fan June 15, 2021

Pheas

1. short name for a colorful bird(pheasent)
2.What you call mark cooper.

hooooooouuuuuu! hoouuuuuu! houuuuuuuu!

Coop, what the hell did you eat?

pheasent and okra

by mark p December 5, 2004

iraqi drill press

when a guy stands over top a girl, who is on her head with her legs in the air, and fucks her using a vertical "drill press" motion

The iraqi drill press is an ancient iraqi sex technique

by shimmyshimmy September 8, 2006