Pendu fan boy

A person who loses at any and everything and always has a lame excuse not supported by any facts whatsoever. Pendu fan boys usually make wild unsubstantiated allegations that are at best embarrassing to someone with a single brain cell.
Also someone who support a washed out GOAT pretender who plays in a far away unknown league.

Friend : Why did Pendu (also Penaldo) ghost the World Cup?
Pendu fan boy : The World Cup was rigged….bbrrrr…bbrrr. The media does not like Pendu. Ha ha ha.

by Cash 247 January 27, 2023

Flying Penguin

When you're fucking a chick doggy style and she's bent over the bed you wrap her legs around you and quickly yank her off the bed as you stand up and she flaps her arms to try and keep her balance but like a penguin she can't fly and eventually faceplants to the floor.

Last night I gave my girl the flying penguin and she got a rug burn on her forehead...but she let me finish.

by Sillyninja August 21, 2008

Pendulum Position

When the female puts her legs behind her head and the male puts his scrotum in her anus using a rocking motion. Usually performed in a son's bed.

Now that our son is away at college, we can try the pendulum position in his bed!!

by Jimmy Johnson Balls August 6, 2008

Penguinish

Looking like a penguin, but is not a penguin.

A name of someones personal web-blog site www.penguinish.com

I'm Penguinish because im black, fat ,and short.

by Penguinish July 17, 2007

Penguin Tank

A HORRIBLY stinky vagina - so bad it smells like the penguins at the zoo

"I bent down to pick something up and got a wiff of Jamie - SOOO DANK!...You know the funk of the penguin tank in the aviary? Thats was it. I almost cried."

by NotHereSomeone January 7, 2010

Penguinned

1. When wearing too many layers of clothes and your arms stick out as you walk and make you waddle a little.

2. Also an endearing term for someone you consider your soulmate.

1. "oh no, I shouldn't have put my coat on. I'm penguinned!"

2. "I love you, you're my penguin."
"We are penguinned."

by Penguingirl992 November 1, 2011

Penguinitis

The 'disease' that inspired Linus Torvalds, Linux creator, to make a penguin (Tux) the Linux logo.

"Penguinitis makes you stay awake at nights just thinking about penguins and feeling great love towards them."

If Obama had penguinitis, he would give more funding to conservation and less tolerance for Arctic drilling!

by This is CS50 in Los Angeles January 25, 2014