Cotton Patch

An old lady Strip club.

Hey man i was just at the COTTON PATCH there was this hot oldie but her dentures fell out while she took off her bra!!

by The big phone! August 20, 2010

p-patch

A tuft of hair on the head which resembles pubic hair

Yo sista, your p-patch is outta control. You gotta braid it.

by b-star May 9, 2006

Dyke Patch

Shaven undercut hairstyle. Resembles a 'dyke' lesbian.

"Dude, check out that girl's dyke patch!"
"Aw man, she used to be so hot. Now she just looks like a manly lesbian with that dyke patch!"

by shesthedon November 9, 2011

Grundel Patch

N. The fleshy space between a man's testicles and sphincter.
Pl: Grundel Patches

My Grundel Patch itches.

I'm getting a wicked stank off my Grundel Patch.

by Chance McKracken December 3, 2003

gorilla patch

Unshaven pussy, as in hairy as a gorilla's back.

Tony buried his nose in Mel's gorilla patch. He didn't come up for days. "Dang" he said, "That was a phat patch nigga!"

by King Donger Stud June 26, 2007

patch lurker

one who hangs out in a pumpkin patch to have intercourse with the best looking pumpkins.

Im never hanging out with Phil again, hes not a patch lurker.

by Jake Jekel January 17, 2005

Patch Poke

the act of approaching a person with an eye patch over their eye, then you quickly and viciously rip off their eye patch revealing that there is not an eye in his/her eye socket, so you force him/her to his knees and thrust your male genitalia in and out of the empty eye socket

i just patch poked your mom til she was retarded

by Pat Mecrotch March 12, 2004