Indiana Pacers

The Indiana Pacers are one of the best teams in the Eastern Conference of the NBA, and a championship title isn't too far off. The Pacers also have the most loyal fans in the league... not to mention probably the most polite fans (Indiana fans know better than to throw beer on players or call arenas making bomb threats...)

The Indiana Pacers just kicked the Detroit Pistons' ass.

by MT26 September 22, 2005

jimmy page

1. the greatest guitarist and coolest guy ever, until he allowed puff daddy to desecrate his greatest song, kashmir, and then hugged him on saturday night live.
2. the ultimate riffmaster of all time

did you hear that jimmy page sold out and let puff daddy pay him to re-do kashmir? That sucks!

by kal May 3, 2004

Pagel

A surname of a really adorable girl

Person1 "Who is that sweetheart you are hanging out with?", Person2 "Her last name is Pagel of course"

by C3M_Gaming May 18, 2015

J. Percy Page High School

J. Percy Page High School is a high school located in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. The "J" has been presumed to stand for jail. The teaching staff mostly consists of (but not limited to) racists, communists, and pricks. Two of the most common occurrences include being cut in front of at the line in the cafeteria by kids much cooler than you, and/or holding open a double-door for some chick who will just end up using the other door, ignoring you, because she's just way too hot for your courteous gestures. The majority of the students at this school are morons who can't stop talking about weed, partying, and shitty Import cars.

Attending J. Percy Page High School was the absolute worst decision I had ever made in my entire life. Most of my time was spent coupled with kids in remedial classes because the teachers there had failed to realize that I did not belong there, but that I was just lazy. I would spend my days sitting at the back of the room, all by myself, completely alone, listening to people talk about shit that made me want to stick my entire fucking body in an industrial meatgrinder. My bouts of happiness would come from excusing myself to use the washroom, just so I could rub one out, or, roaming the halls in between classes trying to make meaningful eye contact with some other lost soul who could feel my pain, and swallow my gargantuan load. Oh, and just incase you were wondering, I never did find that person. With the exception of the always awesome Mr. Mitchell (best teacher in the Known Universe nominee for sure) who was always kind to a skinny, brown and overly tall weirdo such as myself, everyone who has, is or will step foot in this place is a complete asswipe. Even after having left this place two years ago, I still feel an urgency to let the Universe know my story. Whether you read this five months from now, five years from now, or even five hundred years from now, whatever you do, do NOT go to J. Percy Page High School.

by TZG_Eleven June 14, 2011

on paper

describing an idea that in theory seems ideal, but when put to actual use invariably will be flawed, or not be as simple as first perceived.

"the figures look right on paper, but I think its gonna cost a little more than a g-note to open a club!"

by bungalow bill February 3, 2005

Paper Dream

Someone or something that is perfect but will likely never work and or be because it is too good for oneself.

"I would love it, but it's just a Paper Dream."

by PaperDream October 17, 2019

Active Server Pages [ASP]

A server side scripting language developed by Microsoft. While it does outclass Perl in terms of effectiveness and ease of use, php does offer more to the average web developer in terms of reliability, speed, and a shorter learning curve. It is also worth noting that ASP 3.0 comes in two flavours, VBScript and JavaScript.

<%@ language="VBScript" %>
<%
Response.Write("this is ASP")
Response.Write("<br />")
If Request.Querystring("action") = "page1" Then
Response.Write("you selected page 1")
Else
Response.Write("You selected some other page")
End If
%>

by Mordan DS September 25, 2003