kal's definitions

Goodminton

Similar to Badminton, but played in a swimming pool while trying to keep the birdie in play as long as possible. Invented by James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem.

James: Hey you want to play somegoodminton?
Pat: I can't because I have no arms.

by Kal  June 17, 2011

X-box

The wrong way to spell the name of Microsoft's home console, the Xbox.

"There's no hyphen in the word Xbox, you douchebags."

by Kal November 30, 2004

sphincter

muscle in ur bumhole that acts like a railroad switch tie to direct the output

1.if u tickle my bumhole, i may poop, or fart
2.I was peeing and my sphincter caused me to flatulate

by kal August 9, 2004

May Two-Four

Queen Victoria's birth day, May 24th, is a statutory holiday in Canada and the first long weekend since Easter. It is the traditional weekend during which one opens 'the camp' (cottage), and signifies the start of summer (and Blackfly season) in Canada. The reference to 'two-four' rather than 'twenty-fourth' is a Canadian inside joke refering to the obligatory case(s) of 24 bottles of beer, or 'two-fours' required to celebrate the opening of the camp and to steel one's courage against the blackflies and the mice that will have settled into the camp since it was closed in the fall.

"Did ya go to the Beer Store and get a couple of two-fours for camp? It's May two-four, eh, and there'll be a lineup!"

by KAL May 25, 2004

generation y

The pampered children of the Baby Boom who have never done without. They are now coming of age in the workforce, born between 1980 and 2000, and their well-heeled parents will ensure their promotion into jobs ahead of older, lackluster Generation X candidates.

Montessori graduates

by KAL May 6, 2004

jimmy page

1. the greatest guitarist and coolest guy ever, until he allowed puff daddy to desecrate his greatest song, kashmir, and then hugged him on saturday night live.
2. the ultimate riffmaster of all time

did you hear that jimmy page sold out and let puff daddy pay him to re-do kashmir? That sucks!

by kal May 3, 2004

Berowra

A hole, space with little to no life.

Dude this place is like Berowra, except worse

by Kal March 22, 2004