kal's definitions

schlob on a knob

to give head or a blow job to a guy

Brandon wants Steph to schlob on his knob.

by Kal January 3, 2004

generation y

The pampered children of the Baby Boom who have never done without. They are now coming of age in the workforce, born between 1980 and 2000, and their well-heeled parents will ensure their promotion into jobs ahead of older, lackluster Generation X candidates.

Montessori graduates

by KAL May 6, 2004

score

To succeed in seducing someone sexually.

All you have to do is impress one another to score, or you'll have to settle for a cheapshot.

by kal March 6, 2004

jimmy page

1. the greatest guitarist and coolest guy ever, until he allowed puff daddy to desecrate his greatest song, kashmir, and then hugged him on saturday night live.
2. the ultimate riffmaster of all time

did you hear that jimmy page sold out and let puff daddy pay him to re-do kashmir? That sucks!

by kal May 3, 2004

sphincter

muscle in ur bumhole that acts like a railroad switch tie to direct the output

1.if u tickle my bumhole, i may poop, or fart
2.I was peeing and my sphincter caused me to flatulate

by kal August 9, 2004

t00l

(Verb)
Internet slang for the word tool similar in definition but does not relate to male body parts.

1. Being a complete Moron/Asshat

2. Doing something stupid at anothers transgression withut realising it

3. losing in a game due to your own fault, loser.

Man, your such a t00l

You t00l got 0wn3d

by Kal March 22, 2004

May Two-Four

Queen Victoria's birth day, May 24th, is a statutory holiday in Canada and the first long weekend since Easter. It is the traditional weekend during which one opens 'the camp' (cottage), and signifies the start of summer (and Blackfly season) in Canada. The reference to 'two-four' rather than 'twenty-fourth' is a Canadian inside joke refering to the obligatory case(s) of 24 bottles of beer, or 'two-fours' required to celebrate the opening of the camp and to steel one's courage against the blackflies and the mice that will have settled into the camp since it was closed in the fall.

"Did ya go to the Beer Store and get a couple of two-fours for camp? It's May two-four, eh, and there'll be a lineup!"

by KAL May 25, 2004