poned

A word to used in place of "majorly stoned" when you are in a public place. poned = blazed to the max (from smoking weed).

"I only had two hits of that grade and I am soooo poned."

by Mistress Q February 6, 2008

Poned

To have had sex. Not the same as pwned.

"Dude, I totally poned her last night!!"

by Applehead08 March 9, 2010

Pwnd like a noob with no pants

a term used by my friend whenever he gets a throwing knife kill in mw2... the noob got powned so badly its like he had no pants

triple thermal care package coming in....boom boom boom HARRIERS!!! throwing knife....killed!!!!!!!!! u just got pwnd like a noob with no pants!

by paintball ninja March 8, 2010

ka-pwnd

When you get pwnd so hard it's like an old 70s Batman exclamation reached out of your computer and smacked you.

*blam* *sock* *ka-pow* *KA-PWND*

by n30neuromancer December 14, 2006

pwneroni

literal definition: pepperoni soup. can be used in place of: cool, awesome, baller, tits, the shit, sex, dope, skeeter, pwn, dumervil, gnar, gnarkill, gnarberries, kgnar, kgnarkill, kgnarberries.

Hey Bre, do you know what pwneroni is?
No, is that like pepperoni soup?

by Dumervil January 19, 2010

poned

a misspelled form of the misspelled word "pwned." usually said by 12 year old Jonas Brothers fans who are complete tools of the Jonas Brothers. Jonas Brothers also take credit for the creation of "poned" when really it was formed on the internet.

Sally: oh my god, you got poned
John: it's "pwned" you dumb fuck

by cashmere9969 May 28, 2008

pwner

Pwn originated when a warcraft map creator misspelled "own" and thus pwn came into play.

Dude im pwing those orcs!

by Michael/halfamitten/mpd May 8, 2005