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Planter's Penis

A planter's penis is when the greenhouse effect obtains an erection.
Oh no Global Warming! And holy hell, Look at the huge Planter's Penis!
by Deutsch January 6, 2003
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Jumping Piranha Plant

An Enemy in "Mario" which is a hybrid "piranha" and "flower."It can jump vertically in one direction(live in pipes throughout levels) and has a hunger for Mexican plumbers in red, green, or occasionally white(if flower power is activated).

Description: Red flower with white spots.Two green leaves.Razor sharp leaves and fish lips.
God Damnit Johnson! Did you just see that "jumping piranha plant" bite that large Mexican into a smaller Mexican?
by ConanATTACK August 22, 2006
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Planting a Tree

The Act of Impregnating a Girl.
Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!
by CloudeSmoke July 19, 2020
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Plant City

A sad little town close to Tampa. There's nothing to do and the only thing that a person can look forward to is the Strawberry Festival. The local schools show there stupid piggies and horsies and have a grand old time. Its great if you're old and like to play golf. There's lots of Mexicans and of course, local gangs. There used to be plenty of free events but thanks to a certain economic recession, nothing is free anymore. You've got Tomlin and Marshall for middle school and Plant City High and Durant High for high school. Each group of schools is "rivals." Plant City High School sports didn't do too badly in the 2007-2008 seasons. The plazas are ridiculously annoying. There's virtually nothing interesting to do. Its an OK place but if you want a real life, you don't want to live here. If you do, you're kinda crazy.
A: "Where do you live?"
B: "Plant City."
A: "where's that?"
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plantnapped

Describing a plant that has been stolen.

The word has been used by Murdock from the A-Team in the episode Chopping Spree #18.2 after B.A.'s van has been stolen in which Murdock kept a plant which was part of Murdock's "gardening therapy".
Murdock: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, the little guy is in the van. They got my plant. He's been plantnapped. Oh, they'll probably cut off a leaf to proof they got him."
by Sarah Z. October 16, 2006
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plantowned

plant·own /ˈplan-tohn'/
–verb, -wn·ed, wn-d, -wn·z0rd.

1. When you ain't pickin' the cotton fast enough and the slave massa come to whoop ya (deriv. plantation+pwn)
2. When you slip on a banana in Mario Kart (deriv. plantain+pwn)

Origin: circa 1750; Southern Alabama. See pwn, plantain plantation
Ex. 1
Me: Let's play some beirut!
Justin: It's only playing if you had a chance.
Me: True, I am about to be plantowned like every ethnicity versus the white man.
Justin: n8b.

Ex. 2
Dan: Omg 1337 we gotz a banana in Mario Kart: Double Dash
John: Deploy back banana!
Other n8bs: Ahhh
Dan: Bitch you got plantOWNeD!
by Dr. Quest December 14, 2008
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Phontish

Acronym meaning
punch

Her/Him
Out
Next
Time
I
See
Him/her

Usually used when texting or in chat
person1:did you hear there's a new person in our hood
person2:ya punch him out next time i see him (or if its text simply) PHONTISH
by Nathan Xplosion January 18, 2011
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