plater's mouth

the perfect mouth for a really decent blow job, usually voluptuous lips

" what lovely lips, a plater's mouth if ever I saw one"

by ninesheets November 9, 2009

platerism

the practice of taking someone else's restaurant order or meal ideas and passing off the selection as one's own, particularly when copying someone else's order after they have given it to the waiter or counter operator.

"Hey guy, I told you that was what I was going to order a minute ago, I call platerism!"

by DeadZedBaby November 1, 2015

hot-plate-combo

Hot-plate-combo: (noun): The act of, when the bottom is in the 'on all fours' position, of inserting the thumb into the butt. The hand of the top is in the 'hot-plate' holding position, i.e. the thumb on top, the 4 fingers and palm on the bottom. The palm and fingers then cradle the scrotum, the penis falling between the middle and ring fingers. The previous stated is simply the "Hot-plate". The combo part comes in when the thumb is moved clockwise and counter-clockwise, a motion in which you would use to open a combination lock. This massages the scrotum and pleasures the bottom.

Tate gave the twink the old 'hot-plate-combo'.

by Giveit Toomey January 18, 2011

seafood plate

please

(from french "sil vous plait")

He: "Can I give you oral sex?"
She: " Yes! Seafood plate!"
He: "Yeah, I wasn't going to mention anything, but..."
She: "Oh! merci!"

by Chimwechan guy July 12, 2012

platypus eater

1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.

1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

Plate Condom

Very common among college students. A flimsy paper plate placed on top of a regular plate in order to benefit from the sturdiness of the ceramic plate and the disposability of the paper plate.

Ari: Here, have some chicken.
Pete: Wait! Don't forget the plate condoms or else we'll have to wash the plates after.
Ari: I know, but it doesn't feel as good when I eat with one.

by mellowtico March 31, 2009

Plate Bae

If you go to a party, and you fix a man a plate, and you’re not related to that man.

For the duration of time taken to deliver the plate and for him to eat said plate of food, you are considered to be in a relationship.

There she goes fixing a plate for that loser, Frank.
I'll bet she doesn't even know all she is to him is his plate bae. As soon as he's finished, he's gonna kick her out and call up her best friend. Watch!

When I moved into an apartment, this little girl who lived across the hall knocked on my door and presented me with a plate of cookies. She totally tried to Plate Bae me!

by Noir January 8, 2017