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inverted sus patty

When a man tucks his ass into his balls and stands up, this creates a wormhole and the fabric of reality collapses in on itself.
Person 1: “Guys check out this sus patty.”
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*
by anonymous September 20, 2021
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peteying

When another person (more commonly a boy) breast feeds, licks the nipples, or sucks the nipple of a girl when hooking up.

Compared to motorboating, but less vigorous and slightly sketchy. This unusual and definitely not necessary form of 2.5 base is performed in more of a baby to mother fashion instead of between two people of closer age who are sexuality attracted to each other.
pete - omg isabel your tits are so nice
isabel - haha thanks...
pete - ill give them my own special treatment
(peteys her)

1 - did you hear about pete and isabel
2 - yea i heard he was peteying her and she got creeped out and dumped him
by funinthebush123 May 10, 2011
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Peter Pettigrew

This is a character from Harry Potter who was one of the four Marauders and everyone hates him. His animagus form is a rat and he is a rat on the basis that he sold information on James and Lily and Harry Potter's hiding place to Voldemort in exchange for his own life. Then he, who we hate, framed Sirius, who we love, for murdering 13 people and lived as a rat for the 12 years that Sirius was in the hell hole of Azkaban prison. In conclusion, we hate Peter, and Sirius never died in OotP.
Remus Lupin:
"No Harry it wasnt him, somebody did betray your parents but it was somebody who up until quite recently i belived to be dead."
Harry Potter:
"Who was it then?"
Sirius Black:
"Peter Pettigrew!"

Scene in the Shrieking Shack in the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
by someoneisherealreadysoshush August 8, 2009
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Squid Game Sus Patty

When a group of gentlemen gamble all testicles by a series of gruesome games for a great cash winning prize. When one is casted out of the group by a loss, ones sack will be abruptly destroyed in what ever way is chosen (This applys to any game).
Yeah me and the fellas participated in a quick round of "Squid Game Sus Patty". Jared totally left with a pancake.
by Carpentrez October 16, 2021
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Patty Boots

Serving to oneself while in a group circle of hackey sack.
Stevo: "There goes Justin serving the sack to himself again!"

Jerome: "Yeah...he's such a Patty Boot!"

Hey Patty Boots, toss it to someone else! We didn't form this circle to watch you play with your sack!
by Buck Sutro April 23, 2011
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two way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.
If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.
by drflubert March 20, 2009
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Peter Pettigrew

A stupid piece of crap who should rot in hell, born in the Harry Potter universe and is thankfully dead
Me: "Damn, you're worse than Peter Pettigrew!"

Other dude: -kills himself from the shame-
by The Flying Taco September 19, 2010
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