Pedophile

A person who likes it young and tigth.

michael Jackson is a pedophile, he likes them young.

by JewsMustDie November 5, 2017

Pedophile apologist

Someone who calls people names then uses urban dictionary to prove their point.

L-ara was a pedophile apologist because she has google and searched for a word.....

by Blobbery B September 24, 2018

petophile

When a man or woman engages in sexual activity with their pets or random animals.

I'm worried about the jar of peanut butter on Jeff's coffee table, I think he might be a petophile.

by blacksheeep September 2, 2010

pestaphile

A frequent pest who performs semi-sexual gestures on colleagues and unsuspecting members of the public.

Have you met Jeremy Wells? "Oh you mean that Pestaphile"

by MissMartini June 4, 2018

Petophile

This definition is a term used in Scotland best to describe humans who make sexual comments towards animals animals

'ohhhn that dug is bang tidy' therefore that's a sentence a 'petophile' would use

by weesj September 23, 2021

Petophile

Someone who goes to the dog park, but doesn't have a dog, in order to pet other people's animals.

Did you see that creepy asshole on the bench? I don't see a dog with him. I'm pretty sure he's a petophile.

by Lingering January 7, 2023

PETAphilia

a psychiatric disorder in which an adult has sexual fantasies about or engages in sexual acts with an adult who exhibits costumed portrayal of their identity as an anthropomorphic animal, aka "furry", not exclusive of pedophilia (a psychiatric disorder in which an adult has sexual fantasies about or engages in sexual acts with a prepubescent child) as the two can nearly overlap if the furry happens to costume or identify as a prepubescent goat, ibex, or other capra offspring. Hence, PETA (people for the ethical treatment of animals) philia (love/lust) can overlap very nearly with pedophilia with a furry costumed and identifying as a sexually immature offspring from the capra genus (goats and similar).

Jackie was amused when she realized Kyrie was not called out for pedophilia, but his new girlfriend was quite fond of climbing on furniture while wearing cashmere goat skins and accessories, pretending for his sake to be a human-like baby goat; and therefore he was engaging in PETAphilia.

by TechnoButt February 4, 2024