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Old Lady Time Machine

he process of tapping a old lady's shit raw to the point of climax (for best effect above 80). At which point causes both participants to see a flash of the old lady's whole life. This process is only a couple seconds. This action may kill the old lady.
"Hey can I Old Lady Time Machine your grandma, she need to remember some stuff."
by Greg G. G July 6, 2022
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Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster

A sexual act made popular in post WWII Japan wherein Japanese soldiers returning home from the war would have vaginal intercourse with their wives, pull out before climax, ejaculate into their cupped palms and coat their penises in their own semen.

As was typical of soldiers in the field, the Japanese Troops often collected the sands of the battlefields they fought upon. The defeated soldiers would then cover their genitals in the balck, volcanic "Sands of Iwo Jima" and proceed to engage in anal intercourse.

The inevitable blood on the sand would be symbolic of the Allied victory at Iwo Jima, and would serve to force the Japanese wives to "feel their pain and shame."

This move would later be polularized by Conan O'Brien on his recently debuted TBS Late Night Talk Show, "Conan."
Mr. Hirasaki is one crazy dude. I hear he gave his wife the Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster last night!
by UncleHerpie November 12, 2010
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Old Saint Dick

While taking a girl from behind, grab some of her hair in each hand and shout "Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blitzen"
For a present I gave my girlfriend the old saint dick. Best Christmas ever.
by Mrs Claws September 25, 2013
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Old Saybrook

A small town along the shore of southern Connecticut. Filled with lots of pot heads, and drunks. Boring during the winter, and crazy during the summer
Damn dude, did you see those chicks from Old Saybrook? Which one, the baked or wasted one?
by Bathtime Duckie May 29, 2009
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old man tyree

A very vulgar old man with very outspoken views about sex, pork rinds, his book, and vaginas.
"I was just watching the video of old man tyree where he tells the girl he wants to pour his hot cock coffee into her little cunt mug."
by flash-aah December 6, 2009
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old slop tits

A girl that gets sloppy drunk and sucks any dick in sight. Old slop tits is also known to slap a friend or opponent with her sloppy tits, leaving a bruise on the side of ones face or boner.
Old slop tits is here again, cover your boners and don't make her angry.
by Jiz rag May 13, 2005
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Old-Timer

Old person. Usually an insult, and often used when talking directly to said old person. Slightly less derogatory than geezer.
"Hey, old-timer, why don't you learn how to parallel park?
by Rodney Basil June 2, 2004
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