Never put dick in crazy

A common saying and good advice for men thinking about having sex with a crazy bitch.

Usually a woman that:

Never shuts the hell up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there's more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.

"Dude I fucked this crazy chick last night and woke up and found my dick in a jar."
"Never put dick in crazy bro"

by NI🅱🅱ER FAGGOT October 6, 2017

I never got into it

A euphemism for "it sucked".

A: "Did you get Children of Bodom's latest album? It ruled!"

B: "Umm, I listened to it but I never got into it."

by Aadvek September 28, 2006

Never

1.Unlikely to happen
2. Rafter says "no, not ever". Same meaning as never.

SEE ALSO: Parachuting dogs

Mox Rox | No Motorcycles... Ever | Parachuting Dogs Are A Myth| Bushman Is A Redneck

by SmackD March 21, 2004

Nevermind

(definition): you were too stupid to understand it the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.

Tim: sometimes i wonder if your parents expected you to be so gay they named you that
Jay: what? i dont get it

Tim: nevermind

by Shmidt September 2, 2012

I'll never wash my cheek

a saying used when someone kisses you, meaning that you will never wash their spit off your jaw because it is PRECIOUS to you.

Johnny Depp kissed me...i'll never wash my cheek again!

by francesca papayano September 20, 2003

that one game you never played

mirrors' edge
why didn't you play it? It is awesome. One of the few awesome EA games. Nobody buys it, but bad need for speed games sell great. Why?

Guy 1: Hey how far are you with mirrors' edge? You know that one game you never played
Guy 2: haven't picked that game up.
Guy 1: we are no longer friends
Guy 2: ...I could buy it now?
Guy 1: GTFO!

by ihaenhaipoehahat June 10, 2009

neverytime

How often something that never happens happens.

Phish plays Sing Monica neverytime

by neverywhereman December 3, 2017