muff kuff

An open handed slap to the vagina.

She likes a spanking so I thought I'd try giving her a muff kuff instead to keep it interesting!

by Tess H August 5, 2006

Muff-Druff

Dandruff i.e. white flakes of skin on your muff

Urr miss look at her she's got muff-druff

by Nicola1 October 14, 2007

Muff Ruffle

The act of farting whist spooning (girl on outside).

Matt: (rip)
Rachel: Did you just hit me with a muff ruffle?
Matt: Yay Tacos!

by Stretcher June 27, 2008

Muff Movie

a video you watch for it's showing of muff

I watched a film yesterday, fannytastic it was a muff movie.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

muff diver

A person (obviously male or a lesbian female) who dives into alot of muff, diving into muff can include but not limited to:
Fingering
Fisting
Licking
Chewing
Smacking

Look at that guy over there, he/she is a true muff diver

by barry 9 inch July 23, 2016

Muff cakes

1. The definition of a baked pastry that is too dense to be a cupcake, yet too sweet to be a muffin.

2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.

3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.

Person 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?

by Mr. Muffcake June 29, 2011

muff garbage

Any non-orgasmic vaginal discharge

You filthy whore, you're nothing but muff garbage

by Teresa Giudice October 17, 2010