Dates like a Mormon college

To only date young people. "Bring 'em young" Drawn from the actual Mormon college BYU (Brigham Young University).

Mike: What's that MILF doing at Joey's party? Do you think he banged her?

Stan: No dude, he dates like a Mormon college.

by lormaak April 3, 2009

MORMONTOLOGY

A combination of Mormonism and Scientology.

My friend's mom is a Mormon and his dad is a Scientologist. That makes him a Mormontologist. He practices Mormontology.

by Jeff Bedia February 11, 2008

Oxford Moron

An oxymoron in pun form. A contradiction in terms - Oxford - the university which only accepts the brightest... Moron - an individual with less intelligence than the ones who decide these matters consider normal.

Jumbo shrimp is an oxford moron.

by b-tex1 May 4, 2009

oxy moron

two words in a phrase that seemingly contradict eachother

military intelligence
mature student

by darkstrEam January 30, 2004

Mormon

-1/4th shot of lemon juice

-3/4th shot of Captain Morgan

Mixing Captain "Mor"gan and Le"mon" making "Mormon"

by Jmill3 November 16, 2010

mormonster

A desciple of the mormon faith who trolls neighborhoods throughout the day, going door-to-door in an attempt to recruit non-believers

Watch out! Do not look directly into the eyes of the mormonster, lest ye be entrapped in its vile grips!

by mrbobandthehappyvalkyrie December 18, 2008

Mormonlandia

a term used to describe the entire state of Utah, of which is predominately occupied by those of the Mormon (LDS) faith.

To be absolved of the sins I committed in Las Vegas, I plan to make a pilgrimage to Mormonlandia.

by KILLERBEE July 26, 2007