Moral Dollars

noun. The amount of "karma" you have saved up in your life. Generally obtained by doing good deeds such as saving a life, giving to a charity, or helping an old person cross the street. Lost by performing acts of selfishness and immorality such as illegal activities, "screwing someone over", infidelity, etc.

Technically speaking, if one obtains a large amount of moral dollars, they can spend these moral dollars with less concern as they are "doing more good than bad." Obviously a flawed philosophy with little ethical sense but used to rationalize vices.

Jon P: Dude, I just banged that hot skinny Asian chick...she was amazing.

Andy Y: Man, moral dollars dude. You're in a relationship.

Jon P: Whatever, I saved three people last week, that's gotta be a least a few hundred thousand moral dollars!

by starflyer April 28, 2013

Moral Patriarch

A good man, a male who seeks to encourage and mentor his children, and other young men, to bring about a rennisaince of chivalry, to lead a new generation to properly respect the traditional role of a man, as the patriarch of his family, and an example to his community.

Steve is a wonderful husband and father. He takes care of his family and helps his community. He is truly a Moral Patriarch.

by Bethere2soon August 23, 2017

Morad

a kid that looks like a beast and is one as well in bed. but you wouldn't want to get near him especially in bed because he smells sooooooo bad. take a wiff you might die so be careful. loves girls all over him but they hate to be on him because the way he is shaped they'll bounce right off his big belly. he is also a hairy beast that thinks he is the man but really isn't.

you that kid morad is here evacuate.

by bigpapalikesit556677 April 6, 2009

moral high ground

A place that most people take themselves to while talking about a situation where someone is subject to judgement based on their actions, to depict themselves as morally "right". People who take this ground are generally hypocrites with little understanding of why the person subject to judgement has committed said actions and they are everything what's wrong with the world.

Person 1: Oh he is 18 and dated someone of the age of 15. Pedophile!
Person 2: Women are attracted to men older than them. Sorry but it's true.
Person 1: (*Takes moral high ground*) No, he's immoral!! But I don't care if an 80 year old man marries someone of his daughter's age because it's okay and they are adults!
Person 2: Where's your morality now, bitch?

by chillnonymous March 26, 2022

morality

Morality is Extinct.

Quick as the dinosaurs.

by Truthteller February 15, 2005

Moraya

A very energetic, bouncy, cute, and talkative girl. If you are lucky enough to catch a Moraya you would be wise to never let it out of your sight due to its innate ability to get into mischief. A Moraya can oftentimes be made out as rebellious, but on the inside, where no mere human can see, lies an intellectual loyal companion. Positive features include: cute smiles, an interest in school, an eagerness to help, and most importantly a deep, emotional love for her friends and family. Negative features include: occasional attitude, judgemental behavior, sharp chin, and her eyes are most likely often glued to her phone screen. Butt overall, a Moraya is a pretty cool thing to find.

Sally: ughhhh!!! I have so much stuff to do!!

Bob: hey I bet you could go get a Moraya to help!

Sally: Bro, that's a great idea! But what if she gives me attitude??

by Bootylicious bootyhole June 29, 2019

Moralesoctupialphobia

The extremely rare and often hilarious fear that an octopus wants to rip you asunder with his mighty tentacles and eat you with his beak, just because he has nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon than murder.

I just watched an octopus eat a sandwich with its beak and how I have a bad case of Moralesoctupialphobia.

by Caesar_with_a_Tweezer March 6, 2010